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Bannon Calls Ivanka Trump Dumb as Brick in New Book

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Ivanka-Trump.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px" />Bannon Calls Ivanka Trump Dumb As a Brick in New Book:  Exerts from the new book “Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House” by Michael Wolff, claims former White House strategist Steve Bannon believes the President’s daughter Ivanka is “dumb as a brick,” and describes the meeting between Trump campaign officials and the Russians which took place in Trump Tower as “treasonous.”

 

But how could Ivanka be dumb – she has a master’s degree from Trump University?  Besides, I’ve never seen a brick purchase high-end breast implants before.  What Bannon should have said is – “Ivanka’s dumber than a gold brick.”  That would make more sense.  That said, even bricks can be successful, assuming they had access to massive quantities of wealth which Ivanka does.

 

And while I’m certainly no big fan of the Trump family, it kind of looks as if poor Ivanka’s caught between a brick and a hard (botoxed) face.  Meanwhile, President Trump was quick to defend his daughter – pointing out that Ivanka’s way hotter than Bannon anyway.  Now, I guess the only thing left for the White House to do, is have Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Kellyanne Conway explain what all this means to baffled Trump supporters.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Poll Finds 81% of Americans Can’t Identify Single Living Scientist

Poll Finds 81% of Americans Can’t Identify Single Living Scientist:  A new poll found that a full 81 percent of Americans could not correctly identify a single living scientist when asked to do so.  Well, all I can say is I certainly don’t fall into that category.  Hell, I’d know my proctologist anywhere.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/CES-Blackout-300x... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/CES-Blackout.jpg 400w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Power Goes Out at High-Tech Showcase CES:  The lights went out at the nation’s premier consumer-technology conference CES, leaving thousands of attendees and a legion of shiny gadgets in the dark with no power source.  Luckily, quick-thinking Convention Center officials immediately bused in scores of elderly people from senior centers on an emergency basis to teach totally bored and idle millennials how to play marbles, jacks and step ball.  Some were even taught how to compose and send handwritten letters back to their parents.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Bannon-Out-at-Bre... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Bannon-Out-at-Bre... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Steve Bannon Ousted From Breitbart:  Unable to quell the furor over remarks attributed to him in a new book, former White House chief strategist Steve Bannon has been forced out of far-right website Breitbart and will step down as its executive chairman.  Good grief, something like that is enough to send our friend Bannon off on a three-day bender.  Now let me see, where the hell did I put that bottle of Popov vodka?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Major Flaw Logging in to iPhone X Uncovered

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/iPhone-X-768x652.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/iPhone-X-1024x870... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Major Flaw Logging in to iPhone X Uncovered:  Had to call Apple to complain after encountering major issues trying to login to my iPhone X.  The damn iPhone’s facial recognition feature has not only been blocking me from logging me in, but has also begun calling me ugly too.  To make matters worse, Siri has been sending me lists of notable plastic surgeons in my area.

 

Finland Testing Nasal Spray Aimed at Tackling Gambling Addiction:  Researchers in Finland are testing to see if naloxone, a fast-working spray that blocks the production of dopamine, could be beneficial in helping to cure gambling addiction.  Researchers are optimistic about the results and many of those its designed to help are betting heavily that it’ll work.

 

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Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley Defends Jared and Ivanka:  White House deputy press secretary Hogan Gidley told reporters that Steve Bannon’s comments about Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump in Michael Wolff’s new book were “grotesque” and “repugnant” considering the president’s children have been “sacrificing their personal lives in service to their country.”  Gee, I never quite thought of grifting and treason as a sacrifice, but I suppose both can consume a lot of one’s time.  That said, it sounds like a certain deputy press secretary is kissing-up for that head White House Press Secretary job once Sarah Huckabee Sanders finally gets called back home to Satan.

 

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