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Trump Claims Obama Had Him Wiretapped

Trump Claims Obama Had Him Wiretapped:  In a blast of really bazaar early morning tweets, President Trump claimed that former President Obama had him wiretapped at Trump Tower just before the election.  Sources say the President found the wiretap device planted just under the drawer where he stores former President Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate.  And while intelligence agencies are calling the allegations ridiculous, they’ve refused to rule out the possibility that Obama secretly had a microchip implanted in Trump’s brain.

 

Veal Recalled for Possible E.Coli Contamination:  The US Department of Agriculture announced that 40,000 pounds of veal from Ohio Farms Packing Co. has been recalled due to possible E.coli contamination.  The meat was believed to be destined for White House chief strategist Steve Bannon’s dinner table.  Upon hearing the news, a White House spokesperson said “its a shame they threw it out, Mr Bannon would have eaten it anyway.

 

Target to Sell Affordable Wedding Dresses:  Target has announced that they now will be selling a line of affordable wedding dresses.  This sounds like a great idea – for anyone who wants their wedding to become a “target” of ridicule.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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