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Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes Interview Airs

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/60-Minutes-Interv... 646w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes Interview Airs:  Despite threats by the President’s legal team to stop it, porn star Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes interview has aired and its being reported that Donald and Melania watched the interview separately.  Regardless of what happened, I don’t think its right when people try and slut-shame the President like this.  I mean, hasn’t he suffered enough – what with the syphilis and all?  The President sets a great example of practicing “family values.”  Only in his case, he happens to have an extended family, which includes hookers and porn stars.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Donald-and-Stormy... 618w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Stormy Spanked and Had Unprotected Sex With Trump:  Even though porn star Stormy Daniels gave intimate details about having sex and spanking Donald Trump in her 60 Minutes interview with Anderson Cooper, the President’s loyal followers say they doubt her truthfulness and are claiming its is all theory and conjecture.  Yea, well, if it is just a theory – it’s the “big bang” theory.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/99-Cents-Only-Sto... 702w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Jack Sinclair Named Chief Executive Officer of 99 Cents Only Stores:  The 99 Cents Only Stores LLC, a deep-discount retailer with nearly 400 stores in California, Texas, Arizona and Nevada, announced that Jack Sinclair has been named Chief Executive Officer upon the retirement of retail industry veteran, Geoffrey Covert.  Hell, I was just shopping at a 99 Cents Only Store just last week.  Tried to talk them down on some of their prices, but they wouldn’t budge.

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Trump Hires 22-Year-Old Disney Star to Work in White House Press Office

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Caroline-Sunshine... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Caroline-Sunshine... 810w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Caroline-Sunshine... 1009w" sizes="(max-width: 237px) 100vw, 237px" />Trump Hires 22-Year-Old Disney Star to Work in White House Press Office:  CNN is reporting that 22-year-old Caroline Sunshine, best known for her work on the Disney Channel show “Shake It Up,” has just been hired to work in the White House press office.

 

You’re kidding – he’s hired someone named Caroline Sunshine?  Come on – is that supposed to be her real name or her stripper name?  Now wait a second, we’ve just gone from Stormy to Sunshine?  Don’t try and tell me climate change is a hoax!

 

On the other hand, I suppose hiring a Disney star makes sense when you consider the Trump Administration is basically a Mickey Mouse operation anyway.  Trump’s basically turned the White House into an amusement park.  And if one didn’t know better, one might conclude that Ms Sunshine got the job simply because she looks exactly like a younger version of favorite daughter Ivanka…oh wait!

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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Lost Amazon Villages Uncovered by Archaeologists

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Lost Amazon Villages Uncovered by Archaeologists:  Once people assumed the Amazon was a near-uninhabited rainforest, but researchers say they have found new evidence of 81 sites in previously uncharted territory, that prove it was in fact a hive of human activity and home to millions of people.  Researchers are quick to point out that while most of these Amazon villages appear to have once been thriving, most lacked the convenience of next-day Prime delivery our modern-day Amazon offers.  After all, you can’t really expect next-day delivery if you’re living in a “lost village.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Stormy-Daniels-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Stormy-Daniels-75... 750w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Stormy-Daniels.jpg 1463w" sizes="(max-width: 220px) 100vw, 220px" />After Stormy – Many Wonder How Much Porn Stars Make:  With Donald Trump’s alleged payoff of porn star Stormy Daniels all over the news, many are left wondering just how much does a porn star really make?  Well, if my math is correct – she swatted Trump’s fat ass with a magazine a couple of times and then deposited a check for $130K into her bank account.  That breaks down to $65,000 per swat.  I have to assume that’s a helluva lot better payday than anybody working on the police swat team.

 

 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Nickelback-768x57... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Nickelback.jpg 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Finds Attending Concerts Can Increase Lifespan:  According to a new study, people who regularly attend live concert shows experience a 21% increase in the feeling of well-being, which researchers now believe can help prolong one’s lifespan.  The one possible exception may be a Nickelback concert, where you’re more likely to wish you were dead.

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Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes Interview Attracted 22 Million Viewers

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Stormy-Daniels.png 476w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes Interview Attracted 22 Million Viewers:  CBS’s “60 Minutes” Anderson Cooper interview with pornographic film actress Stormy Daniels has garnered the highest ratings for the program in nearly a decade, drawing 22 million viewers.  Gotta give Anderson Cooper credit then, because its a pretty damn safe bet Donald Trump didn’t go 60 minutes with her.

 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Russian-Embassy-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Russian-Embassy-1... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Russian-Embassy.jpg 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Admin Throwing Out 60 Russian Diplomats:  The White House announced that they are throwing out 60 Russian diplomats in response to the poisoning of a former Russian spy in the UK.  In related news, Trump administration officials have just announced plans to reclassify Stormy Daniels as a Russian diplomat.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Combat-Squirrel.jpg 364w" sizes="(max-width: 223px) 100vw, 223px" />Trump to Throw Transgender Troops Out of the Armed Forces:  If President Trump goes through with plans to throw transgender people out of the military, experts warn this could very well create serious staffing shortages.  Fortunately, the President has found some well-trained, battle-ready combat soldiers who are willing to take their place.  And the good news is, they’re willing to work for peanuts – literally.

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Michael Cohen to Invoke the Fifth in Stormy Daniels Case

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Michael-Cohen.jpg 618w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Michael Cohen to Invoke the Fifth in Stormy Daniels Case:  Its being reported that Donald Trump’s longtime attorney Michael Cohen, plans to take the fifth in a lawsuit brought by adult entertainer Stormy Daniels.

 

Well, well, well – seems Mr Trump’s has indeed hired all the best people.  My God, not even Al Capone’s lawyer took the fifth.  To be completely fair, I suppose if I were in Michael Cohen’s shoes, I’d probably take the fifth too…either a fifth of Jack Daniel’s or a nice bottle of fine Kentucky bourbon to be specific. 

 

But gee, didn’t the President repeatedly tell supporters that “only mobsters and criminals take the fifth?”  Guess I’ll have to side with the President on this one.  Next thing you know, Trump will be tweeting he barely knew this Michael Corleone guy.  Whoops, my mistake, I meant Michael Cohen.

 

Anyway, the point is, this case is getting so out of control – with everything from Russian agents to shady financiers to sexy porn stars involved, that by the time Donald Trump gets around to testifying – he’ll probably have to take the “fiftieth” – because by then, taking the fifth just won’t be enough.  Which leads me to my last question, wonder if Sean Hannity’s still hitting up Michael Cohen for free legal advice?

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Trump Denies Knowing About Stormy Daniels Payout

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Donald-Trump-150x... 150w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Donald-Trump-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Donald-Trump-1024... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Denies Knowing About Stormy Daniels Payout:  President Trump denied knowing about a $130,000 payment his lawyer made to porn star Stormy Daniels who claims to have had a sexual encounter with him, an assertion that threatened to complicate his legal battle against her.  

 

So, if I’m understanding this correctly, President Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen secretly paid a porn star named Stormy Daniels $130,000 out of his own pocket and made her sign a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) about the sex she and the President never had.  Furthermore, Cohen is now threatening to sue Ms. Daniels for millions of dollars for breaking an agreement about something that never happened.  

 

Makes a lot of sense to me – on the other hand, I’m pretty heavily medicated.  One thing’s for sure, this story has to be destined to one day overtake that famous “the dog ate my homework” in the archives of the greatest whoppers ever told.  Meanwhile, over the White House loudspeakers they’re announcing ”Attention Mr. Michael Cohen, the bus President Trump plans to throw you under will be arriving shortly at Gate #3.  Please grab all your possessions and don’t forget to keep your mouth shut.”

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