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Casey Anthony Now a Professional Photographer

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Casey-Anthony-1-3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Casey-Anthony-1.jpg 631w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Casey Anthony Now a Professional Photographer:  Its being reported that Casey Anthony, the Florida woman acquitted in 2011 in the death of her 2-year-old daughter, is now trying to establish a career in as a photographer in West Palm Beach.  Gee, if that doesn’t work out for her, who knows what she can do for a living?  I’m assuming babysitting is pretty much out of the question!

 

Scientists Attempt First Ever Photo of Black Hole:  While black holes are staples of science fiction films such as Interstellar – no one has actually ever seen one, but that may change soon as scientists switched on a global array of telescopes with the aim of imaging a supermassive black hole for the first time.  Researchers say by far the most daunting task will be trying to get the black hole to first sign a release form for the copyright on images of it’s likeness.

 

Augusta Green Jacket Found at Canadian Thrift Store Auctioned:  An authenticated, but unidentified Augusta National green jacket which was purchased in a Toronto thrift store for $5 back in 1994 is being auctioned and expected to fetch well over $40,000.  Missing Jacket?  Hell, I didn’t know Tom Brady played in the Masters Tournament.  Actually, it looks more like something that came out of Hillary’s closet.  Just look at that thing – talk about “make America Green Again!”  Now the big decision – do I want to get a green jacket or a new car?  Hmmmm!

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

SpaceX Says Two People Already Paid Up for Future Moon Mission

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mission-to-Moon-3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mission-to-Moon.jpg 512w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />SpaceX Says Two People Already Paid Up for Future Moon Mission:  SpaceX CEO Elon Musk just revealed that two people have paid for a private mission around the moon in the company’s as yet untested Falcon Heavy rocket.  A spokesperson for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is denying that its them who’s paying for Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty to make the trip.

 

Oscars Post Wrong Pic in Memorial Tribute:  During the “In Memoriam” tribute to industry artists who passed away during the past year, the death of an Australian costume designer Janet Patterson was noted, but the picture posted onscreen was really that of a very much alive Australian film producer Jan Chapman.  An Oscar telecast spokesperson explained the mistake by pointing out that while producer Jan Chapman didn’t actually pass away in 2016, she did pass a lot of gas during the year.

 

Chicken at Subway Contains Only 50% Chicken DNA:  Researchers say new tests show the chicken meat served at Subway restaurants contain only about 50 percent chicken DNA, with scientists reporting they are not yet certain what the other contents may be – possibly tofu.  Well, they do say chickens are descended from the dinosaurs, so my guess is its tyrannosaurs.  Meanwhile, a spokesperson for evangelist Franklin Graham claims its all a conspiracy to replace chicken with tofu in a sinister attempt to turn all of America gay!

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Republican Senator Rails Against People With Pre-Existing Conditions

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Sen-Johnson-300x3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Sen-Johnson.jpg 400w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Republican Senator Rails Against People With Pre-Existing Conditions:  During an interview with Meet the Press, Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) complained about how Obamacare rules forbid insurance companies from charging more for people with pre-existing conditions, pointing out that people with pre-existing conditions should be considered like “somebody who crashes their car” for insurance purposes.  Good grief, sounds like Senator Johnson does most of his thinking with his Johnson.  I wonder if that’s considered a pre-existing condition?

 

Mets Promote Tim Tebow to Advanced:  Even though his stats still are underwhelming, the Mets have promoted former Heisman Trophy winner and former NFL star Tim Tebow up to the Advanced A St Lucie Mets.  All I know is, after that last series with the Dodgers, the Mets could probably use someone with Tebow’s close ties to Jesus on their side.

 

English Woman Claims Her Cat is 28-Years-Old:  A woman in England is claiming that her female cat is about to celebrate her 28th birthday, which would make it the oldest cat in the world.  Wonder how that translates into Keith Richards years?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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