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Republican Senator Rails Against People With Pre-Existing Conditions

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Sen-Johnson-300x3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Sen-Johnson.jpg 400w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Republican Senator Rails Against People With Pre-Existing Conditions:  During an interview with Meet the Press, Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) complained about how Obamacare rules forbid insurance companies from charging more for people with pre-existing conditions, pointing out that people with pre-existing conditions should be considered like “somebody who crashes their car” for insurance purposes.  Good grief, sounds like Senator Johnson does most of his thinking with his Johnson.  I wonder if that’s considered a pre-existing condition?

 

Mets Promote Tim Tebow to Advanced:  Even though his stats still are underwhelming, the Mets have promoted former Heisman Trophy winner and former NFL star Tim Tebow up to the Advanced A St Lucie Mets.  All I know is, after that last series with the Dodgers, the Mets could probably use someone with Tebow’s close ties to Jesus on their side.

 

English Woman Claims Her Cat is 28-Years-Old:  A woman in England is claiming that her female cat is about to celebrate her 28th birthday, which would make it the oldest cat in the world.  Wonder how that translates into Keith Richards years?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Study Finds Sex Doesn’t Actually Sell Products

Study Finds Sex Doesn’t Actually Sell Products:  Researchers analyzed nearly 80 advertising studies published over the past 30 years and found that while people often remember a particularly racy ad, that frequently doesn’t translate into customers actually buying the product that the advertiser is selling.  I totally agree.  I recently saw an ad featuring a very sexy woman eating a burger and, instead of going right out and ordering a burger, I made an appointment at the local day spa for a colon hydrotherapy session.

 

Bulgaria Launches First Communications Satellite:  A previously-flown SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket climbed into orbit from Florida’s east coast with Bulgaria’s first communications satellite designed to boost Bulgarian television signals.  All I can say is, I never dreamed I’d live to see the day when I’d be able to watch live Bulgarian television shows, right in the comfort of my own home.  Wonder if their shows are in color?

 

Buffett Donates $1.52 Billion to Gates Foundation:  Warren Buffett is continuing to make good on his promise to donate most of his wealth to charity, donating $1.52 billion to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.  Sort of makes you wonder why Bill and Melinda Gates would need a foundation.  They seem to be doing just fine on their own.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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