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Trump Reportedly Considering Pardoning Himself

Trump Reportedly Considering Pardoning Himself:  News that Donald Trump and his lawyers are musing about the possibility of the President pardoning his family and himself to insulate them from any potential charges of wrongdoing related to the 2016 election has worked up many into a fury.  I beg your pardon – they’re considering what?  Frankly, sometimes I wish this family of grifters would just grab all the silverware and free souvenir pens and run away to Russia in the middle of the night.

 

Trump Names Anti-Science Radio Host as Chief Scientist:  President Trump has just nominated climate change skeptic and right-wing talk radio host Sam Clovis to serve as the Department of Agriculture’s chief scientist – a slap in the face to the scientific community and those responsible for the integrity of the USDA’s research.  Great, now about the only thing Mr Trump has left to do is appoint Judge Judy to the Supreme Court and Rush Limbaugh to head up the FDA Opioids Action Plan.  That should pretty much keep us all moving right along up that proverbial creek.

 

Catholic Church Bans Gluten-Free Communion Wafers:  A recent letter from the Vatican reminded the world’s Catholic bishops of a rule mandating wheat gluten be in the communion wafers used in the celebration of Mass by Catholics.  Wait a minute, the church is insisting communion wafers have gluten in them?  I thought “gluteny” was a sin.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Apocalyptic NRA Ad Called A Whisper Shy of Calling for Civil War

Apocalyptic NRA Ad Called A Whisper Shy of Calling for Civil War:  Critics say the National Rifle Association’s newest recruitment video represents a dangerous attempt to increase its membership by advocating violence and in what many claim is essentially just a whisper shy of calling for an all out civil war – accusing educators, the news media, the entertainment industry and people protesting Donald Trump’s polices of destroying the country.

 

I get it – so we have the NRA calling for people to take up arms against people exercising their 1st Amendment rights by protesting.  Now if I’m understanding this correctly – and I’m certainly no legal scholar – the NRA is basically advocating that the 2nd Amendment go to war against the 1st Amendment – in order to “protect” our constitution.  And while that probably doesn’t make a lot of sense to most people, I’m sure it will make perfect sense to many sitting on the new Trump Supreme Court.

 

And while I don’t agree, I certainly understand the NRA’s frustration.  Hell, at this point in time and space, trying to scare the daylights out of people by telling them “Obama’s coming for your guns” seems a bit divorced from reality – not that reality was ever all that important to today’s crop of NRA leaders.  But there is one thing you can always count on – no matter what the issue is, the NRA will basically have the same solution for it – buy more guns!  So apparently we’ve met the enemy and oddly enough – the NRA says its us!

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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