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Trump Reportedly Considering Pardoning Himself

Trump Reportedly Considering Pardoning Himself:  News that Donald Trump and his lawyers are musing about the possibility of the President pardoning his family and himself to insulate them from any potential charges of wrongdoing related to the 2016 election has worked up many into a fury.  I beg your pardon – they’re considering what?  Frankly, sometimes I wish this family of grifters would just grab all the silverware and free souvenir pens and run away to Russia in the middle of the night.

 

Trump Names Anti-Science Radio Host as Chief Scientist:  President Trump has just nominated climate change skeptic and right-wing talk radio host Sam Clovis to serve as the Department of Agriculture’s chief scientist – a slap in the face to the scientific community and those responsible for the integrity of the USDA’s research.  Great, now about the only thing Mr Trump has left to do is appoint Judge Judy to the Supreme Court and Rush Limbaugh to head up the FDA Opioids Action Plan.  That should pretty much keep us all moving right along up that proverbial creek.

 

Catholic Church Bans Gluten-Free Communion Wafers:  A recent letter from the Vatican reminded the world’s Catholic bishops of a rule mandating wheat gluten be in the communion wafers used in the celebration of Mass by Catholics.  Wait a minute, the church is insisting communion wafers have gluten in them?  I thought “gluteny” was a sin.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Supreme Court Rules Trump Can Keep Travel Ban

Supreme Court Rules Trump Can Keep Travel Ban:  The Supreme Court has granted a Trump administration request to continue to bar most refugees under its travel ban.  Hey, I got an idea for a travel ban.  How about a travel ban which would prevent Trump from galavanting all over the country to play golf every weekend at taxpayer expense?

 

Man Ejected from Bar Tosses Molotov Cocktails:  As if the hurricane wasn’t bad enough, police say a man who was angry about being thrown out of a Florida bar, came back and tossed Molotov cocktails made from beer bottles into the establishment.  The man denied it, but the bartender told police no one inside the bar was ordering Molotov cocktails.

 

Sitting Too Long Can Cause Early Death:  A new study published in Annals of Internal Medicine found that no matter how much you exercise, sitting for excessively long periods of time is a risk factor for early death.  So, next time a neighbor tells you “come on in and sit a spell,” you better ask them “what are you trying to do, kill me?”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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