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Susan Collins

by Nick Jack Pappas

Susan Collins told reporters this morning that Trump's comments mocking Ford "were just plain wrong."

If Collins votes to confirm Kavanaugh, she'll just be one of the people laughing along with him.

#StopKavanaugh

Oct 3rd, 2018 via twitter

Nick Jack Pappas

Iran

by Covfefe Jones, King Of Shade.

Quick. Can somebody get Susan Collins on the phone to see if we should be "deeply concerned" by this Iran thing?

Jan 8th, 2020 via twitterStaff Pick

Covfefe Jones, King Of Shade.

It only looks like Shade if you are standing on the wrong side of the Light.

Oklahoma City

Susan Collins

by Covfefe Jones, King Of Shade.

Quiz: Senator Susan Collins' neighbor across the street hates her. He allows a truck with a big sign park in front of his house letting her know it. Who is the neighbor (with a BIG, BLOODY AXE to grind)?

Feb 6th, 2020 via twitter

Covfefe Jones, King Of Shade.

It only looks like Shade if you are standing on the wrong side of the Light.

Oklahoma City

Laura Bush

by Janice Hough

On a weekend that Susan Collins proved a bitter disappointment, Laura Bush showed more gumption than any of her elected male relatives.

Jun 18th, 2018 via twitter

Janice Hough

Susan Collins

by Erik Bransteen

BREAKING: Susan Collins says she'll announce her final decision exactly 3 years after Kavanaugh is confirmed.

Oct 5th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

Erik Bransteen

Susan Collins

by Erik Bransteen

Maine's total population is smaller than the Bronx. Why do they (and like a dozen other states) have TWO Senators to begin with?

#SusanCollins

Oct 5th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

Erik Bransteen

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Susan Collins

by Michael Blackman

Are we sure Susan Collins was sent a threatening letter containing ricin? Maybe her memory of events is hazy.

Oct 17th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

Michael Blackman

Donald Trump

by Warren Holstein

Susan Collins has taken her place in history. Smeared on the toilet paper stuck to the bottom of Donald Trump’s shoe.

Oct 5th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

Warren Holstein

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Breaking Bad

by Michael Blackman

I love Susan Collins describing Dr. Ford’s testimony as being “compelling” like it was an episode of Breaking Bad.

Oct 8th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

Michael Blackman

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Susan Collins

by Michael Blackman

Susan Collins says she believes Khashoggi was murdered. She’s just not sure the Saudis were responsible.

Oct 20th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

Michael Blackman

Susan Collins

by Janice Hough

So wonder how Susan Collins and Jeff Flake feel about Trump indicating the Saudis are as innocent as Brett Kavanaugh?

Oct 17th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

Janice Hough

Susan Collins

by Warren Holstein

A Susan Collins is like a Tom Collins except you substitute the gin, lemon juice, simple syrup and club soda with a duplicitous, lying cunt.

Oct 7th, 2018 via twitter

Warren Holstein

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