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Clowns and Animal Rights Activists Battle at California Circus

Clowns FightingClowns and Animal Rights Activists Battle at California Circus:  A circus big top in California turned into total chaos when animal rights activists forced their way in and fought with circus clowns who tried to stop them from disrupting the show.  My question is, instead of attacking for the clowns, shouldn’t they have gone for the juggler instead?  Of course the clowns can always say they weren’t really fighting, they were just “clowning around.”

 

Birth MotherYoungstown Woman’s Search for Birth Mother Leads to Co-Worker:  A 38-year-old Youngstown woman’s quest to find her birth mother ended in a surprising place, the company where she works.  Wow, this takes company picnics to a whole new level.  Of course the surprising thing here is not that this nice person found her birth mother and that she works at the same company.  It’s that there are people living in Youngstown who still have jobs.

 

ThighMasterSuzanne Somers Claims Vibrating ThighMaster Makes Better Sex:  Actress Suzanne Somers says that the new Vibrating ThighMaster does more than just the inner thighs, it makes sex much more pleasurable also.  How interesting.  To be honest, I’ve always been attracted to learned women who have advanced educational degrees – like the ThighMaster.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Suzanne Somers Calls Affordable Care Act a Ponzi Scheme

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Suzanne Somers Calls Affordable Care Act a Ponzi Scheme:  In Wall Street Journal piece, former “Three’s Company” star and ThighMaster hawker Suzanne Somers thinks President Obama’s “Affordable Care Act” is nothing but a huge Ponzi scheme.  Now she’s certainly entitled to her opinion, but I’ve decided to wait and see what Jessica Simpson has to say before making up my mind.

 

2013 Google Developer Conference Continues In San FranciscoDriver Ticketed for Wearing Google Glass:  In perhaps what is a first, a woman was stopped for speeding while driving in San Diego and was ticketed for wearing Google Glass while driving.  Google Glass – because sometimes texting and driving just isn’t enough.  Almost makes you yearn for the good old days when people just listened to the radio. 

 

Britney SpearsBritney Spears Music Used to Ward-Off Somali Pirates:  Merchant navy officers are reportedly using a Britney Spears CD’s to prevent Somali pirates from attacking their ships because Somalis loathe Western culture and will go to any lengths to avoid our music.  They would have played Justin Bieber, but realized that could very well be a violation of the Geneva Convention.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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