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Thai Surgeons Remove 915 Coins Swallowed by Sea Turtle

Thai Surgeons Remove 915 Coins Swallowed by Sea Turtle:  Veterinarians in Bangkok have operated on the 25-year-old female green sea turtle to remove 915 coins that had been fed to the turtle by tourists seeking good luck.

 

That’s just crazy!  Who knew turtles had money problems too?  The poor thing was kind of like a floating ATM machine.  Boy, I’d really like to add my two cents to this story, but I doubt it would be helpful – given the circumstances.

 

If you ask me, this incident is nothing short of another “Watergate.”  Good thing they were able to perform this surgery right there in Thailand, because this turtle would never make it through our TSA body scanners – that’s for sure.  I’d be willing to bet she’ll recover, but making a bet like that would be like betting on the old shell game.  Meanwhile, doctors are anxiously awaiting to see if there’s any “change” in the patient.

 

Sadly, shortly after the operation to remove all the coins, the turtle filed for bankruptcy.  To think that the creature saved up all that money for all those years and it still wasn’t enough to cover its medical deductible.  Where’s the justice I ask you?  Let’s just hope wildlife officials have enough “cents” to release the poor turtle in an area far away from all the tourists this time.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Mysterious Cavity Discovered Deep Within Great Pyramid

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Cavity-in-Great-P... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Cavity-in-Great-P... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Cavity-in-Great-P... 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Mysterious Cavity Discovered Deep Within Great Pyramid:  Archaeologists report they’ve just uncovered a mysterious cavity hidden deep inside the Great Pyramid of Giza, the oldest of the seven wonders of the ancient world.

 

While I’m no archeologist, my first guess would be its part of the Pyramid’s creamy-smooth, chocolatey core.  Laugh if you want, but I think that makes a hell of a lot more sense than Ben Carson’s “grain silos.”  But your guess is as good as mine.  As far as we know, it could have been where the Pharaoh stashed all his dirty magazines.  Hell, they may even find my lost remote somewhere in there.

 

All I can tell you is this – my dentist recently showed me a similar image of a cavity, only this time there were no hidden treasures – just his bill for $275.  In fact, word has it local dentists say if the cavity runs deep enough, they may have to do a root canal.  And that would probably mean the pyramid would also need a new crown as well.  Let’s hope they had insurance.

 

But, of course – all this is simply speculation.  We can never know anything for sure until a trained TSA agent does a full cavity search.  That said, it doesn’t really matter what they find in there anyway, because in a couple of years – you can just bet this cavity is gonna be home to a brand new Starbucks, McDonald’s or a 7-Eleven convenience store.  Not even the Pharaoh’s can stop commerce.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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