A homeless man, who became a youtube sensation for his voice, has been offered a job as announcer for the Cleveland Cavaliers. Ted Williams is considering the proposal but says he's had other offers. He'll make his decision during an hour long special on ESPN.
Ted Williams - 36 Jokes
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Tedd Williams batting a thousand

Wicked Curves
This is my impression of Lou Gehrig,popping into a chat room:
ALS?
This is my impression of Ted Williams,popping into a chat room:
My screen froze and I really lost my head!
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Bosox Red Ted and His Dead Head
Ted Williams' remains were apparently mistreated by a company that was supposed to freeze and preserve the former Red Sox slugger. This is in direct defiance of the Hall of Famer's instructions: "Cut off my head, put it in the freezer, and then continue to treat it with the utmost of respect!"

Ted Williams still battin' a thousand
Ted Williams, the former homeless man who's voice brought him fame, has landed a reality TV series. Unfortunately Williams, who's no stranger to street violence, went into hiding after producers told him they'll begin shooting immediately.

V is For Vultures
Homeless man Ted Williams has already appeared on Dr.Phil.
Phil is sending him to rehab.I guess Dr. Drew will get the poor
son of bitch next.