by absrdNEWS

Donald Sutherland wins Teen Choice Award dispelling all rumors that teens don't know any old people.

Aug 11th, 2014 via twitterStaff Pick

by Tommy Campbell

Who else spent hours watching something only for their favourite to not show up? #Zayn #TeenChoiceAwards

Aug 17th, 2015 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

If you're a grown adult who watched the Teen Choice Awards, I expect a mandatory introduction when you move into my neighborhood.

Jul 23rd, 2012 via twitter

by Michael Blackman

BREAKING: Josh Duggar to host Teen Choice Awards. @absrdNEWS

May 27th, 2015 via twitter

by Lee Mays

I guess Jerry Sandusky's sentencing means he won't be up for a Teen Choice Award this year.

Oct 10th, 2012 via twitter

by Lee Mays

Brett Kavanaugh being listed alongside Christine Blasey Ford in Time's 100 Most Influential People is like R. Kelly being given a Kids' Choice Award alongside the teenage girls he pissed on.

Apr 17th, 2019 via twitter

by Eryn McCabe

You know you're getting old when you don't know half of the celebrities who attended the #TeenChoiceAwards

Aug 14th, 2017 via twitter

by Eryn McCabe

Switching between #Sharknado4 and #TeenChoiceAwards... I need more therapy

Jul 31st, 2016 via twitter

by Cyrus Naderpour

IF FAST AND FURIOUS 7 DOESN'T WIN ALL THE OSCARS, GRAMMYS, AND TEEN CHOICE AWARDS NEXT YEAR WE WILL LOSE THE WAR ON TERROR

Apr 4th, 2015 via twitter

by Gary Bachman

Miley Cyrus does pole dance at Teen Choice Awards

Miley Cyrus performed a suggestive pole dance atop an ice cream cart during last night's Teen Choice Awards.  It was her answer to "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" 

Aug 11th, 2009Staff Pick

by @Meatblankett

A new study claims that humans are losing their intelligence.

. . The study was conducted after watching just fifteen minutes of last night's People's Choice Awards

Nov 16th, 2020 via twitter

by heykyleharris

Sitting here hammered at #TeenChoiceAwards I'm in row 38 section b handing out MAD liquor to minors and niggas with bowties

Aug 17th, 2015 via twitter