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Trump Wanted Military Tactical Vehicles for Inaugural Parade

Trump Wanted Military Tactical Vehicles for Inaugural Parade:  E-mails obtained via the Freedom of Information Act show President Trump’s White House transition staff wanted the Pentagon to display a show of military tactical vehicles for his inaugural parade.  Hell – forget about Putin, this guy wants to bring back Khrushchev and Brezhnev.

 

Baptist President Claims Christians Should Avoid Yoga:  Southern Baptist Seminary President Albert Mohler is calling on all Christians to avoid practices such as yoga and meditation, proclaiming that they are not compatible with Christianity.  Come to think of it, he may have a point.  I’ve taken quite a few yoga classes and can’t recall them ever mentioning the importance of overthrowing foreign governments, persecuting intellectuals or intimidating homosexuals.

 

Trump Lawyers Go After Teen Girl’s Website:  President Trump’s legal team has been busy this week trying to shut down a teen girl’s website where users try to scratch Trump’s face with tiny little kitchen paws.  I suppose its fine – if you want to spend all your time fighting with a little girl, but if I were him, I think I’d save my lawyers for the impeachment proceedings.  But knowing Trump, he’s probably thinking something like “after I settle the score with this teenage girl, SNL, mean journalists and Rosie O’Donnell, I’ll get around to telling the Generals about that secret plan to defeat ISIS I’ve been talking about all this time.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Ivanka Trump Given West Wing Office and Access to Classified Info

Ivanka Trump Given West Wing Office and Access to Classified Info:  According to sources, Ivanka Trump now has a West Wing office and will get a security clearance giving her access to classified information – cementing her role as a powerful White House influence – even though she’s technically not serving as a government employee.

 

Wow – with her husband already a senior presidential adviser, sounds like the Trumps have really hit pay dirt!  Of course, way back in the day, we’d be referring to all of them as a crime family – but of course the is a Brave New World.  While its not formally written into law, I believe the tradition is that if she remains on the job long enough, she may eventually have to change her name to Ivanka Jong Un.  Is it just me or does it appear that Trump actually believes his family will inherit the United States when he dies?

 

Now the big question is, what role will she assume  – Secretary of Textiles, Clothing and Costume Jewelry?  Or perhaps she’ll become the President’s “Primary Care Giver.”  Meanwhile, it looks as if we’re finally at the point where about the only appointments left to be made are making Tiffany Trump Secretary of Blogging and Leisure Travel and of course Dennis Rodman Ambassador to North Korea.

 

Anyway, my suggestion is grab yourself a beer or a glass of wine, buckle up and get ready for the first season of the all new reality show “The First Family.”

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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