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Donald Trump Confuses with Late-Night Twitter Covfefe Post

Donald Trump Confuses with Late-Night Twitter Covfefe Post:  President Trump left many of his 31 million Twitter followers confused and slightly concerned after an early morning tweet that simply said “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”  Now I have no idea what the hell covfefe is, but I do know that if it lasts over 4 hours, I’m calling my doctor.

 

New Research Outlines Aneurysm Risks:  New research has found that in people who may have a brain aneurysm – drinking coffee, having sex or even getting angry significantly increases the risk of the aneurysm rupturing.  Wait a minute, you’re telling me those poor souls have to give up both coffee and sex – and then to add insult to injury, they can’t even get angry about it?

 

Tennis Great Margaret Court Claims Tennis is Full of Lesbians:  During a recent interview on Vision Christian Radio, former tennis great Margaret Court complained about gay marriage and transgender children being the work of the devil, then added that “tennis is full of lesbians.”  While I have no idea whether or not tennis is full of lesbians, I do have a pretty good idea what Margaret Court is full of.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Wimbledon Wants Women to Stop Grunting So Loud

gruntingWimbledon Wants Women to Stop Grunting So Loud:  Ian Ritchie, the head of Wimbledon told “The London Telegraph” that tennis players are grunting much too loudly and that he feels that the problem is mainly with the women.  Gee, I’m betting women just find this guy an absolute riot in the bedroom.

 

Clinton & TrumpClinton and Trump Release Health Information:  Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump released more detailed health information this week – Clinton through a statement issued by her campaign and Trump went on the Dr Oz show.  To no one’s surprise, both candidates were diagnosed as old.

 

boeing-737Boeing 737-300’s Are Being Used Too Much:  Aviation experts say that while the Boeing 737-300 is essentially an excellent plane, all the frequent flights that airlines require them to make could very well contribute to very dangerous fuselage ruptures.  So if I understand this correctly, Boeing 737-300’s are a terrific planes, just as long as you don’t fly them very often.

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Johnny Robish

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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