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World Leaders Condemning Trump’s Divisive Tweets on London

World Leaders Condemning Trump’s Divisive Tweets on London:  President Donald Trump is stirring anger across the globe after unleashing an extremely divisive tweetstorm in the wake of London’s recent terrorist attacks, with the former British ambassador to the US declaring “Trump makes me want to puke.”  Which pretty much explains why Trump continues to enjoy a near unanimous approval rating among grateful bulimics.

 

Woman Leads 30 Parishioners in Beating Gay Church Member:  A North Carolina woman has admitted in court that she led approximately 30 parishioners from her church to attack and beat a gay member of the church in an effort to “expel his demons.”  Luckily for the woman and her parishioner comrades, this type of beating is now fully covered under Trump’s new “religious freedom” executive orders.

 

American Average Bra Size Jumps From 34B to 34DD:  According to a new survey, the average bra size in the US has jumped from a 34B to a 34DD in the past 20 years.  Wow, who says America’s best days are behind her?  One thing’s for sure, this should definitely give the U.S. a distinct advantage in the “America’s Cup” competition.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Bill O’Reilly Dropped By UTA After $32 Million Settlement Revealed

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bill-OReilly.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Bill O’Reilly Dropped By UTA After $32 Million Settlement Revealed:  Bill O’Reilly has been dropped by his talent agency UTA after a NY Times article revealed he paid out $32 million to settle a sexual harassment claim in February.  I’m guessing UTA just doesn’t get a lot of calls from people looking for talented sexual predators.  On a positive note, he now has the premise for his next book – “Killing O’Reilly.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/G-Mail.png 579w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Former CIA/NSA Director Says Terrorists Use Gmail:  Former NSA and CIA director Michael Hayden recently told a gathering that “G-mail” is the preferred online mail service for terrorists.  Really?  I would have guessed they use “Jihad Mail.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Elephant-Obesity.jpg 570w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />California Fat Farm For Elephants Will Tackle Obesity:  A foundation in Northern California plans to open an elephant “fat farm” dedicated to improving the health of captive elephants in North America, 75 percent of whom are overweight according to a recent study.  I supposed its tough when you’re constantly told you look as big as an elephant.  Wildlife officials say one of the problems is that the elephants always insist they’re just “big-boned.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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