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Blind Tadpoles Able to See After Eyeballs Are Attached to Their Butts

Blind Tadpoles Able to See After Eyeballs Are Attached to Their Butts:  In what is considered a stunning new development, researchers at Tufts University were able to give sight to blind tadpoles by grafting eyes onto their rear ends.  Well, they do say “hindsight is 20/20.”  On the other hand, we have a chief executive who talks out of his arse.  My concern is that these poor tadpoles won’t know whether they’re are coming and going.

 

Trump Breaks with Tradition by Refusing to Have a Pet:  Donald Trump could become the first U.S. president in decades who doesn’t have a pet in the White House.  He doesn’t have a pet?  Then what the hell’s that thing on top of his head?  Besides, that squad of flying monkeys ought to count for something.

 

Texas Man Jailed for Overdue Library Book:  A Texas man found himself arrested and jailed after a recently passed local ordinance took effect which allows courts to issue arrest warrants for library patrons who have books checked out which are over 90 days past due.  Wow, they really threw the book at him!  Lets hope after he serves his time he’ll be able to turn the page and move on to the next chapter in his life.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump to Donate First-Quarter Salary to National Park Service

Trump to Donate First-Quarter Salary to National Park Service:  White House press secretary Sean Spicer says President Trump has chosen to donate his salary for the first quarter of the year – a total of $78,333 – to the National Park Service.  So he cuts the Department of Interior budget by $1.5 billion and then donates $78k?  I’m no accountant, but that sounds like “Trump change” to me.  Please let us know when the check clears.  I’ve heard the NBA really likes Trump’s checks because they bounce so well.

 

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Report Says Cases of Pets Ingesting Marijuana Rising:  The LA Times is reporting that incidences of pets ingesting marijuana in pot-friendly states is increasing.  In the midst of this disturbing news, I’m happy to report that my cat Pikey has been clean and sober for nearly three years and is now helping other troubled cats to lead sober lives.

 

Jerry Jones Says NFL Should Drop Marijuana Ban:  Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told a recent meeting of NFL owners that he believes the league should drop its prohibition on marijuana use.  Mark my words, if you let Jones and the Cowboys implement this policy, pretty soon just about everyone in the NFL will want to be “keeping up with the Joneses.”  And do we really want to replace all the cheerleaders with vending machines on the sidelines?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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