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Mariah Carey’s New Year’s Eve No Hot Tea Disaster

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Mariah-Carey-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Mariah-Carey-920x... 920w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Mariah-Carey.jpg 1063w" sizes="(max-width: 270px) 100vw, 270px" />Mariah Carey’s New Year’s Eve No Hot Tea Disaster:  Mariah Carey’s set on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve was once again the subject of intense ridicule on social media after she declared it a complete “disaster” that she didn’t get the hot tea she had been promised.  I don’t care if she demands a little tea, because frankly – I can’t think of anything more appropriate than Mariah Carey music as a way to welcome in…1993!

 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Kim-Jong-Un.jpg 615w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />North Korean Leader Claims Nuclear Button on His Desk:  North Korean leader Kim Jong Un boasted during an annual New Year’s Day speech that he has a nuclear button right on his desk and that the entire United States is within range – but also he vowed not to attack unless threatened.  Well, the way I see it – we have two possible responses to the North Korean threat.  One – would be for President Trump to set off the biggest, most powerful and most beautiful nuclear explosion ever – one which no other president has even come close to exploding or two (a more practical solution) – we ask our close ally in the region Japan if they would consider unleashing Godzilla on the North Koreans.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/James-Fallon.jpg 634w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Neuroscientist Discovers He Has Brain of a Psychopath:  After getting a brain scan, a prominent UC Irvine neuroscientist revealed that he not only has the brain of a psychopath, but he is also related to seven alleged murderers – including Lizzie Borden.  All I can say is – if I were him, I’d be pretty damn careful about who you ask to carve the turkey when the family gathers at Thanksgiving.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony Held at White House

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Donal-Trump-Turke... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Donal-Trump-Turke... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony Held at White House:  In the annual Presidential ceremony at the White House, President Trump has pardoned a Thanksgiving turkey they’ve named “Drumstick.”

 

The following day, the President angrily tweeted he has yet to receive the expected thank you call or tweet from either the turkey, its parents or the turkey community.  Talk about an ungrateful turkey.  Sad!  Of course, in the turkey’s defense – Trump only agreed in principle to pardon the white meat.  Ironically, with the Mueller investigation closing in, it may turn out that it’ll be Trump’s goose that is cooked – not the turkey’s.

 

And, to be completely fair, this isn’t the first turkey the President has pardoned this year.  That was former Sheriff Joe Arpaio.  What I find most interesting is that – just before Trump pardoned the turkey, he declared it was once again “open season” on African elephants.  That said, the turkey’s fate may still be in legal limbo, in that a US District Judge in Hawaii has just ruled Trump’s Turkey Pardon is unconstitutional!

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Malibu, California

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