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Yellowstone Supervolcano 2.5 times Larger Than Previous Estimates

Yellowstone Supervolcano 2.5 times Larger Than Previous Estimates:   A new study shows the supervolcano beneath Yellowstone National Park is actually about 2.5 times larger than previous estimates, suggesting that an eruption could very well doom all of humanity.  Scientists theorize it would be nearly impossible for most life forms to survive such a cataclysmic event, with the possible exception of cockroaches or perhaps a few of the Kardashians.

 

Fossils Cast Doubt on Humanity Originating in Africa:  Fossils from Greece and Bulgaria of an ape-like creature that lived 7.2 million years ago may fundamentally alter the understanding of human origins, casting doubt on the view that the evolutionary lineage that led to people arose in Africa.  So their now claiming humanity originated in Bulgaria and not Africa?  Well, I guess it could have been worse, it could have been Cleveland.

 

T. rex Could Bite With the Force of Three Cars:  Further solidifying it’s reputation as the most fearsome of dinosaurs, scientists say when the fabled carnivorous dinosaur Tyrannosaurus rex took a bite, it did so with an awe-inspiring force equal to the weight of three small cars.  Which is why I’ve always carried a Tyrannosaurus rider with my car insurance policy.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Scientists Find Unexpected Entanglement Origins in Photons

Scientists Find Unexpected Entanglement Origins in Photons:  Researchers have found that particles, once thought to have to originate from the same place, can actually come from different locations in the phenomena of “entanglement” – whereby particles can be separated by billions of light-years and be instantly affected by the quantum changes in one another.  Fine, but frankly at the moment – I’m more concerned about the “entanglement” of my frigg’n earphones than any proton particles.

 

UK Nursery Discovers Rare Carnivorous Plant Ate Bird:  A gardener at a popular UK nursery in Somerset thought he was working at a Little Shop of Horrors after discovering that one of his carnivorous pitcher plants had eaten a small bird.  All I can say is, its probably not a good idea to feed this plant Miracle-Gro.

 

Carl’s Jr. to Say Goodbye to Sexy Burger Ads:  Carl’s Jr. has decided to ax its racy, frat-boy hamburger commercials featuring barely dressed models and celebrities like Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and Charlotte McKinney – to put the focus more on food quality.  What scantily clad girls?  I just assumed people went to Carl’s Jr for the informative articles.  Makes sense though, because when people head over to Carl’s Jr, they’re thinking “food quality.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Hire Surrogate

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Kim-and-Kayne-300... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Kim-and-Kayne.jpg 680w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Hire Surrogate:  Kim Kardashian is claiming she has a condition called “placenta accreta,” which makes it dangerous for her to carry another child, so she and Kanye have now hired a surrogate to carry their third child.  If I’m correct, I believe “placenta accreta” is Italian for “why should I go through another nine months of carrying a kid when I can just pay someone to do it for me?”

 

Mice Found Nibbling on Dementia Patient At Nursing Home:  A dementia patient in Alberta is being treated for infection after being found with mice nibbling on her face at a long-term care facility.  Fortunately, the issue will be resolved soon as a “crazy cat lady” is scheduled to move into the facility later this month.

 

USGS Accidentally Alerts Earthquake That Hit in 1925:  The U.S. Geological Survey accidentally sent out an alert about a 6.8-magnitude earthquake that actually occurred off the coast of Santa Barbara nearly 100 years ago in 1925.  To make matters worse, all attempts to inform President Coolidge of the disaster have so far failed.

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Johnny Robish

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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