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Trump Administration Facing Criticism For Ignoring National Parks

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Rodeo-Drive.jpg 650w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Administration Facing Criticism For Ignoring National Parks:  Environmentalists are heaping loads of criticism on the Trump Administration for ignoring our deteriorating National Park Service.  An Administration spokesperson disputes the claim, pointing out that President Trump has even expanded out National Park system – by recently declaring the famed shopping district surrounding Rodeo Drive as the “Kim Kardashian National Park.”

 

Marriage May Help Reduce Risk of Dementia:  Being married could help stave off dementia, as a new study suggests that single people have a 42% elevated risk of the disease.  In related news, 42% of married people said they wished they had dementia.

 

Bird Organization Claims Cats and Not Wind Turbines Killing Birds:  The American Bird Conservancy is claiming that its actually cats and not the often-blamed wind turbines who are killing birds, pointing out that cats kill 500 million birds each year as opposed to only 440,000 birds killed by wind turbines.  And in areas where they use cats to operate the wind turbines – well, birds just might as well forget about it.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

President Trump Speaks to the President of US Virgin Islands

President Trump Speaks to the President of US Virgin Islands:  President Trump turned some heads recently when he told attendees of a Values Voter Summit in Washington that he had just spoken to the president of US Virgin Islands,” which would actually be himself.  One thing’s for sure, I’ll bet it didn’t take the President of the US Virgin Islands very long to figure out whether President Trump would score higher on an IQ test than Secretary of State Tillerson.

 

Kim Kardashian Claims She’s Suffering From Body Dysmorphia:  Kim Kardashian recently complained on her reality show that all those people body shamming her are giving her “body dysmorphia.”  Gee, if that’s the case, its a good thing she’s not one of those people who’s constantly posting half-nude photos of herself all over the internet.

 

Feline Mayor of Alaska Town Dies at Age 20:  Stubbs the cat, who was elected mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska in a write-in campaign way back in 1998, has died at the age of 20.  My sympathies go out to the cat and the local townsfolk, but come on – this is a serious conflict of interest to put a cat in charge of the city’s dog catchers.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Awakening Supervolcano Threatening Naples Area

Awakening Supervolcano Threatening Naples Area:  Scientists have discovered a “hot zone” feeding the Campi Flegrei supervolcano near Naples in southern Italy, prompting fears it is nearing eruption – threatening catastrophe for the 1.5 million people living in the region.  In a series of angry early morning tweets, President Trump warned that an attack on an ally like Italy would be considered an attack on the United States and promised to bomb the volcano into kingdom come if it continued to threaten this beautiful country and home to such great historical figures like Benito Mussolini.

 

Woman With Two Vaginas Turns Down $1 Million Porn Offer:  A 27-year-old British woman who was born with two vaginas, has turned down a $1 million offer from a US adult film production company to star in one of their porn films.  Ironically, this is probably the only person alive who could technically be both a prostitute and a virgin at the same time.

 

Rabbit Sets World Record For Dunking Basketballs:  A 5-year-old Holland Lop rabbit, who was trained to dunk basketballs by his caretaker Shai Asor, has just set a Guinness World Record for rabbits with seven dunks in one minute.  All I can say is, keep playing basketball like that and the next thing you know, he’ll be getting marriage proposals from the Kardashians.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Snow Leopard No Longer on Endangered List

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Snow-Leopard-300x... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Snow-Leopard-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Snow-Leopard.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Snow Leopard No Longer on Endangered List:  In a controversial move, the International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN) has removed the snow leopard from the endangered species list for the first time in 45 years, changing its status to “vulnerable.”  Those familiar with the decision say the organization had no choice as more and more snow leopards have transitioned from hunting and hiding out in the wild – to joining posh ski lodges and purchasing high-speed snowmobiles to assist them in catching their prey.

 

Cassini Burns Up in Saturn’s Atmosphere:  NASA reports Cassini has burned up like a meteor as it entered Saturn’s atmosphere, ending its historic 13-year study of the ringed-planet system with a dramatic final plunge.  NASA says that while it is true the Cassini craft has crashed into Saturn, there is no truth to the rumors it was being driven by Caitlyn Jenner.

 

Planets Orbiting Two Stars Found to Swap Stars:  Astronomers are now suggesting that planets who orbit double stars may “swap” stars periodically, orbiting one for a while and then heading for another.  So, it sounds like even planets have trouble with commitment.

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