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Trump Taking Heat Over Tweet Portraying CNN Body-Slamming

Trump Taking Heat Over Tweet Portraying CNN Body-Slamming:  President Trump took to Twitter again, this time in a doctored video portraying him body-slamming and punching a person with the CNN logo superimposed on the head in what many feel could incite people to commit violence against journalists.

 

Now I’m no anthropologist, but could it be possible we now have the world’s least evolved primate living right in the White House?  And speaking of human evolution, while everyone knows both Trump and Kim Kardashian are both well known reality show veterans and prolific tweeters, its also becoming quite obvious to most observers that Kim is never gonna measure up when to the President when its comes to posterior size.

 

One thing I have to give Trump credit for is that he was able to take what was, by all accounts, a rather stressful job with loads of responsibility and reduce it down to making early morning tweets, weekend golfing excursions, self promotional rallies, watching morning cable news shows and trolling late night comedians.  Good work if you can get it, but of course these days, it’s gonna require having some pretty strong Russian connections.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Hire Surrogate

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Kim-and-Kayne-300... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Kim-and-Kayne.jpg 680w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Hire Surrogate:  Kim Kardashian is claiming she has a condition called “placenta accreta,” which makes it dangerous for her to carry another child, so she and Kanye have now hired a surrogate to carry their third child.  If I’m correct, I believe “placenta accreta” is Italian for “why should I go through another nine months of carrying a kid when I can just pay someone to do it for me?”

 

Mice Found Nibbling on Dementia Patient At Nursing Home:  A dementia patient in Alberta is being treated for infection after being found with mice nibbling on her face at a long-term care facility.  Fortunately, the issue will be resolved soon as a “crazy cat lady” is scheduled to move into the facility later this month.

 

USGS Accidentally Alerts Earthquake That Hit in 1925:  The U.S. Geological Survey accidentally sent out an alert about a 6.8-magnitude earthquake that actually occurred off the coast of Santa Barbara nearly 100 years ago in 1925.  To make matters worse, all attempts to inform President Coolidge of the disaster have so far failed.

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Johnny Robish

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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