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Trump Explains Away Swedish Terror Attack Remarks

Trump Explains Away Swedish Terror Attack Remarks:  The New York Times is reporting that after bewildering residents and officials of Sweden by suggesting at a recent campaign rally their country had the victim of a terrorist attack over the weekend, President Donald Trump explained away the incident by saying he had heard about it during a Fox News interview with a conservative filmmaker.

 

I think its just outrageous how the liberal media with their fake news is refusing to acknowledge the horrors of this imaginary terrorist attack.  I mean, don’t the good people of Sweden have a right to know that they have been brutally attacked and are now dead?

 

Reports say the shock and horror of this imaginary tragedy are simply unprecedented – perhaps even exceeding the carnage of the Bowling Green attack.  All of our thoughts and prayers must go out to the victims of this savage attack which President Trump has apparently managed to pull right out of his ass.

 

And while its easy to make fun about an imaginary attack, its also important to be sensitive to all the imaginary families who lost their loved ones in this attack which never happened.  Fortunately for Sweden, unlike America – everyone has healthcare, so all the imaginary victims will be able to be treated free of charge.

 

Meanwhile, its being reported that the intelligence community is demanding that President Trump be forbidden to watch any more “Road Runner” cartoons.  One of the big problems with Donald Trump’s new reality show is – you just can’t switch it off.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Bill O’Reilly Dropped By UTA After $32 Million Settlement Revealed

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bill-OReilly.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Bill O’Reilly Dropped By UTA After $32 Million Settlement Revealed:  Bill O’Reilly has been dropped by his talent agency UTA after a NY Times article revealed he paid out $32 million to settle a sexual harassment claim in February.  I’m guessing UTA just doesn’t get a lot of calls from people looking for talented sexual predators.  On a positive note, he now has the premise for his next book – “Killing O’Reilly.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/G-Mail.png 579w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Former CIA/NSA Director Says Terrorists Use Gmail:  Former NSA and CIA director Michael Hayden recently told a gathering that “G-mail” is the preferred online mail service for terrorists.  Really?  I would have guessed they use “Jihad Mail.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Elephant-Obesity.jpg 570w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />California Fat Farm For Elephants Will Tackle Obesity:  A foundation in Northern California plans to open an elephant “fat farm” dedicated to improving the health of captive elephants in North America, 75 percent of whom are overweight according to a recent study.  I supposed its tough when you’re constantly told you look as big as an elephant.  Wildlife officials say one of the problems is that the elephants always insist they’re just “big-boned.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Pence Strongly Denies Shadow 2020 Presidential Bid

Pence Strongly Denies Shadow 2020 Presidential Bid:  Vice President Mike Pence is calling a New York Times report that says he’s quietly laying the groundwork for a possible presidential run in 2020 “laughable and absurd.”  Guess that may explain why Trump’s been feeling a bit “pensive” lately.  But come on, this story is just plain nonsense.  Everyone knows Pence will be President by 2018.  Fun Fact – Pence will become our first President since the 19th century who actually believes that it’s the storks who deliver babies.

 

Large-Toothed Fish Found in Nevada Chomped Prey Like Sharks:  A fossil found in northeastern Nevada shows a newly discovered fish species that scientists believe both looked and ate like a shark.  In other words, its table manners left plenty to be desired.

 

Trump Spokesperson Wants No Non-English Speakers:  Former Trump campaign spokesperson Katrina Pierson lashed out at CNN correspondent Jim Acosta who questioned White House policy that aims to prohibit non-English speaking legal immigrants, saying that she finds it “unfortunate that Jim Acosta would want non-English speakers to come to this country.”  Well then, perhaps Republicans should focus on teaching Trump how to speak English – even though he has all the best words – they certainly aren’t English (bigly, covfefe, braggadocio, yuge).

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Comey Tells Sessions Don’t Leave Me Alone with Trump

Comey Tells Sessions Don’t Leave Me Alone with Trump:  The New York Times is reporting that former FBI Director James Comey asked Attorney General Jeff Sessions not to leave him alone with President Donald Trump.  What’s the big deal?  I’m sure Melania makes the same request almost every day.

 

Trump Suggests Border Wall Could Have Solar Panels:  In a meeting with congressional leaders, President Trump suggested his oft-promised border wall might be covered in solar panels as a way to pay for it.  Critics are calling the plan one of the craziest ideas under the sun.

 

Study Casts Doubt on Feathered and Fluffy T. rex:  Researchers say that despite evidence that many of its ancestors were covered in feathers, fossil evidence indicated that Tyrannosaurus rex most likely had scaly skin.  Why can’t it be both?  Hell, I’ve dated people who were covered with feathers, but yet had a scaly skin.

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