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Punxsutawney Phil Predicts Six More Weeks of Winter

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Groundhog-Day-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Groundhog-Day-102... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Groundhog-Day.jpg 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Punxsutawney Phil Predicts Six More Weeks of Winter:  The world’s most famous rodent – Punxsutawney Phil, saw his shadow and forecast six more weeks of winter.  In related news, a representative for Punxsutawney Phil announced he has just accepted a position as a weekend anchor on the Weather Channel.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Molecular-Buildin... 369w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Says Life’s Molecular Building Blocks Came From Space:  According to a new study, the “molecular building blocks” necessary for life here on Earth most likely originated in outerspace.  So if I’m correct on this, when your girlfriend tells you “I need my space,” what she’s really needs is more molecular building blocks.  Who could have guessed so many women were that into advanced biochemistry?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Double-Chin.jpg 634w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Company Claims Drug Destroys Double Chins:  P Pharmaceutical giant Allergan is investing millions into an injectable, fat-destroying drug that it says will do away with double chins.  Analysts say that while the drug has shown promise, investors are still sticking their neck out on this.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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Meteorologist Claims Haiti’s Hungry Children Eating All Their Trees

deforestation-of-haitiMeteorologist Claims Haiti’s Hungry Children Eating All Their Trees:  Many viewers are expressing total outrage after Weather Channel Meteorologist Jen Delgado blamed the deforestation of Haiti on hungry children whom she claims are eating all the trees.

 

Wow, blaming deforestation on tree-eating kids?  Sounds like she’s been watching too many reruns of Leave it to Beaver.  Personally, I think she’s barking up the wrong tree.  It just sounds crazy, I mean – if they’re gobbling-up all the trees, then what are they gonna use for toothpicks?  If the allegations are true, this could be considered an act of treason.

 

Local Haitians have been defending the children by pointing out that their bark is much worse than their bite.  One thing’s for sure, if these kids are resorting to eating trees, they should immediately pack their trunks and leave the island.  Its time to turn over a new leaf.

 

Anyway, guess we no longer have to guess who’ll be heading-up the National Weather Service under a Trump Administration – Jen Delgado.  I wouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t start mentioning her in his stump speeches.

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Malibu, California

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