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136 Jokes
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@Midnight

by SadlyCatless

Jeez My Back is Thor #SuperOldHeroes @midnight

Mar 2nd, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

SadlyCatless

Captain America

Captain America

by Warren Holstein

Thor is a woman and Captain America is black. Good luck getting your bigoted grandpa to ever give you any money to buy comic books again.

Jul 17th, 2014 via twitterStaff Pick

Warren Holstein

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Captain America

Captain America

by Jeff Dwoskin

Female Thor and Black Captain America would make beautiful babies.

Jul 19th, 2014 via twitterStaff Pick

Jeff Dwoskin

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Detroit

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@Midnight

by Aaron Weinbaum

Thor, What Is He Good For? @midnight #ComicBookSongs

Jun 21st, 2016 via twitterStaff Pick

Aaron Weinbaum

Patriarch of a 6 kid blended family, sometimes funny. I like to write in my spare time

Heart of Missouri

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Thor

by JimMcCue

A guy created a replica of Thor's hammer with electromagnets and a fingerprint scanner, so only he can lift it. And ladies he’s single!

Aug 16th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

JimMcCue

Have jokes will travel.

Boston

Iron Man

by Warren Holstein

Thor is a woman?! What's next? Will Wolverine be an actual wolverine? Will Daredevil become Careful Angel? Will Iron Man go plastic?

Jul 16th, 2014 via twitterStaff Pick

Warren Holstein

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Thor

by Aaron Weinbaum

Thor, What Is He Good For? #CharactersThemeSongs

Sep 23rd, 2015 via twitterStaff Pick

Aaron Weinbaum

Patriarch of a 6 kid blended family, sometimes funny. I like to write in my spare time

Heart of Missouri

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Steroid

by Adam Wolf

The abuse of steroids can cause men to grow breasts. Thor is now a woman. Coincidence?

Jul 25th, 2014 via twitterStaff Pick

Adam Wolf

A comedian for fans of comedy with mediocre expectations.

Austin, Texas

Thor

by Warren Holstein

I've always said we'd see a woman Thor before a woman president.

Jul 19th, 2014 via twitterStaff Pick

Warren Holstein

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Thor

by Bob Phillips

"My hammer isn't as firm as it used to be"-Thor #SuperheroComplaints

May 2nd, 2015 via twitterStaff Pick

Bob Phillips

Telling jokes, saving the world. It's a big job.

Detroit

Thor

by Aaron Weinbaum

Thor, What is He Good For? #ComicBookASong

Dec 28th, 2014 via twitterStaff Pick

Aaron Weinbaum

Patriarch of a 6 kid blended family, sometimes funny. I like to write in my spare time

Heart of Missouri

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Rosie O'Donnell

Rosie O'Donnell

by Adam Wolf

Thor, Ghostbusters and now Spider-Man will all receive a female makeover, and now I hear there may be a female Rosie O'Donnell Show reboot.

Aug 5th, 2014 via twitterStaff Pick

Adam Wolf

A comedian for fans of comedy with mediocre expectations.

Austin, Texas

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