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Memory Loss

My girlfriends have always gotten mad at me because I can’t remember their birthdays, but I don’t think that is fair. I try so hard to remember them, but eventually it gets lost in the recesses of my brain like long division and geography.

I don’t even know what day it is most of the time. I have been celebrating Memorial day for my whole life and it is on a long list of many other holidays that I couldn’t even tell you what month they fall in. I don’t even know which month we celebrate black history month. These holidays have been here since I was born, and we have only been dating for 7 years. So how can you expect me to remember your birthday? I barely know when we celebrate Christmas, and that’s only because I wouldn’t be a very good Christian if I didn’t know the day that Santa died on the cross and was replaced by Tim Allen. So let me get these things down first, and then I will work on remembering your birthday.

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Filed under: Blogs, Humor Tagged: Birthday, Christian, Christmas, Events, Facebook, Holiday, Humor, Memorial Day, Memory, Tim Allen

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Adam Scott Waddle

Adam Scott Waddle

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