by Michael Blackman

CNN: Trump asked Comey to end investigation.

MSNBC: Trump asked Comey to end investigation.

FOX NEWS: ABC cancelled Tim Allen's sitcom.

May 17th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Michael Blackman

It makes sense Tim Allen would support Trump considering he's a big fan of tools.

Mar 19th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Michael Blackman

It makes sense Tim Allen would support Trump considering he's a big fan of tools.

Aug 16th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Nick Jack Pappas

Tim Allen said being conservative in Hollywood if like living in 1930's Germany.

So yes, a guy who grunts for a living can get dumber.

Mar 19th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Michael Blackman

CNN: #MarchForOurLives 

MSNBC: #MarchForOurLives 

Fox News: Here’s a preview of Tim Allen’s new sitcom.

Mar 24th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

by Amanda Smith

I have spent more time thinking about Tim Allen in the last 10 minutes than I have in 10 years so I guess the terrorists won.

Mar 19th, 2017 via twitter

by Michael Blackman

At least Roseanne is available to guest star on Tim Allen’s sitcom.

May 29th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

by Wes Corwin

My favorite Christmas Movie as a child was "The Santa Clause" where Tim Allen becomes Santa Claus after killing the previous Santa Claus.

From ages 5 to 8, I assumed this is how everyone got their jobs.

Career fairs terrified me.

Dec 14th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

by Josh Levesque

Yes, Tim Allen. Hollywood gives woman beaters Oscars and Disney franchises, while Conservatives only get multiple sitcoms. You poor bastard.

Mar 20th, 2017 via twitter

by Davin Duhamel

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump appoints new White House handy man, Tim Allen. Says he knows what this dump needs, "More Power!" @absrdNEWS

Aug 16th, 2017 via twitter

by Adam Scott Waddle

"Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive." - Tim Allen

Jun 26th, 2016 via twitter

by Corey Miller

#IfIWereSantaClaus, it would mean that I killed Tim Allen.

Dec 7th, 2019 via twitter