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Republican Senator Rails Against People With Pre-Existing Conditions

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Sen-Johnson-300x3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Sen-Johnson.jpg 400w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Republican Senator Rails Against People With Pre-Existing Conditions:  During an interview with Meet the Press, Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) complained about how Obamacare rules forbid insurance companies from charging more for people with pre-existing conditions, pointing out that people with pre-existing conditions should be considered like “somebody who crashes their car” for insurance purposes.  Good grief, sounds like Senator Johnson does most of his thinking with his Johnson.  I wonder if that’s considered a pre-existing condition?

 

Mets Promote Tim Tebow to Advanced:  Even though his stats still are underwhelming, the Mets have promoted former Heisman Trophy winner and former NFL star Tim Tebow up to the Advanced A St Lucie Mets.  All I know is, after that last series with the Dodgers, the Mets could probably use someone with Tebow’s close ties to Jesus on their side.

 

English Woman Claims Her Cat is 28-Years-Old:  A woman in England is claiming that her female cat is about to celebrate her 28th birthday, which would make it the oldest cat in the world.  Wonder how that translates into Keith Richards years?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Facebook Users Can Now Post Status Updates In Multiple Languages

FacebookFacebook Users Can Now Post Status Updates In Multiple Languages:  Facebook has just announced the launch of a new feature that serves as a translation tool that allows users to compose status updates in a total of 45 different languages.  I’m all over it!  I’ve already begun posting in Russian, Italian, French, Thousand Island, Blue Cheese and Roquefort.

 

Football HelmetTrump Spent $12,000 in Charity Money to Buy Tebow Helmet:  Presumptive GOP presidential nominee  Donald Trump – already under attack for using charity money for lavish galas and not to help those in need – may have run afoul of IRS rules by buying himself a Tim Tebow-autographed helmet at an auction by using $12,000 from his Trump Foundation to make the purchase.  He paid $12,000 for a Tim Tebow helmet?  Hell, he could’ve brought his jockstrap for half that price.  Guess there’s a reason Trump needs to keep reminding everyone just how smart he is.

 

BrainPeople With Many Facebook Friends Have Larger Regions in the Brain:  A new study found that people who have an inordinately large amount of Facebook friends often have certain regions of their brains which are significantly larger than the general population.  No kidding – and that region is called the “ego.”

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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