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Crayola to Retire Color From Iconic 24-Count Crayon Box

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Crayola-Crayons-3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Crayola-Crayons.jpg 380w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Crayola to Retire Color From Iconic 24-Count Crayon Box:  Crayon company Crayola says it plans to “retire one of its beloved colors from its iconic portfolio” in a big announcement coming up on National Crayon Day in Times Square, marking the first time in 100 years the company has dropped a color from its 24-count box.

 

Geez, first Pluto and now this?  I’m suddenly feeling kind of blue.  Personally, I don’t really care all that much which color they drop because, as far as I’m concerned, they all taste about the same anyway.

 

Now the big question is – after all these years of devotion to Crayola – will the poor, disenfranchised crayon be eligible for unemployment?  And good luck trying to hook up with another crayon company.  With the new administration and the rapid rise of the alt-right, those people are only gonna be interested in white-only crayon sets anyway.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Mariah Carey Shrugs Off New Year’s Eve Performance Difficulties

Mariah Carey Shrugs Off New Year’s Eve Performance Difficulties:  Pop diva Mariah Carey took to Twitter to explain that “s**t happens” after she stopped singing midway through a song because of technical difficulties experienced during her New Year’s Eve performance in Times Square.

 

Yea, s**t does happen – and sometimes…it doesn’t happen – due to technical difficulties.  My question is, how is it possible to screw up lip synching?  Seems like they would have been a lot better off just hiring a mime.  Now I’m no music critic, but one almost gets the impression that if some of these singers actually sang instead of just pretending to sing, this sort of thing wouldn’t happen in the first place, but what do I know?

 

On the other hand, I can’t help but think that this would have been the perfect performance for the Trump inauguration.  Now watch for him to threaten to build a wall around Mariah Carey concerts.  And, as one might expect, ISIS has just claimed responsibility for Mariah Carey’s New Year’s Eve performance.  Anyway, regardless of what actually happened that fateful night, one way or another, we Americans are gonna be able to make it through this.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Woman in Iconic WWII Times Square Kiss Dies at 92

iconic-ww-ii-picWoman in Iconic WWII Times Square Kiss Dies at 92:  Greta Zimmer Friedman, the woman kissed by an ecstatic sailor in Times Square celebrating the end of World War II, has died at the age of 92.  While there’s still some debate as to who the young man kissing her in the picture actually is, many historians now believe there’s strong evidence to suggest its a very young, former Fox News Chief Roger Ailes.

 

food-on-floorFive Second Food-on-Floor Rule Debunked:  Researchers at Rutgers University say they’ve disproven the popular “five-second rule” that many of us use to justify eating food that has fallen on the floor – the notion that its OK to eat something as long as its only been on the floor for less than five seconds.  Personally, I’ve relied on the “five-second rule,” but only because I’ve never owned a very accurate stopwatch.

 

Lamborghini Cop CarDubai Police Adds Lamborghini Aventador To Its Fleet:  In a move that is reportedly designed to show how classy Dubai is, the local police force has added a $550,000 Lamborghini to its patrol car fleet.  Wow, cops in Lamborghinis?  That’s gotta impress the crowd over at the doughnut shop.  On the other hand, I feel sorry for the average motorist.  I mean, how the hell are you supposed to bribe a cop who’s driving a Lamborghini?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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