Romney Has Binders Full of Women: In last last presidential debate, Mitt Romney tied to show his compassion for women by saying he was given “whole binders full of women.” Well yea, a lot of guys have “binders full of women.” They’re called Playboy and Penthouse magazine.
Lindsay Lohan Voting for Romney: Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan has come out in support of Mitt Romney in this year’s presidential race. I’m guessing just about the only thing less desirable at this point would be a Lance Armstrong endorsement.
New Earth-Like Planet Found: The discovery of the planet brings the search for another Earth about as close as it will ever get, but don’t plan on moving in any time soon as its surface temperature is 1,200 degrees. Which makes it only slightly more comfortable than LA’s San Fernando Valley today.
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Memoir: Despite an aggressive publicity tour in support of it, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s new memoir Total Recall underwhelmed in its first week of release selling just 21,000 copies in its debut. Which is rather surprising when you consider Arnold probably has more children than that.
Dolphins Can Stay Awake for Two Weeks: Scientists say dolphins can stay alert for more than two weeks by sleeping with only half of their brains. Researchers say the only other species of animal ever observed doing that was Lindsay Lohan on a two week meth binge.
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