by Bob Phillips

I need some sun. My legs are so white they just drove to Whole Foods in their Prius.

May 19th, 2014 via twitterStaff Pick

by Tommy Campbell

#MyNeighborDoesntKnow that leaving their six porch lights on all f*cking day makes their Prius rather redundant.

Jul 9th, 2016 via twitterStaff Pick

by deankarrier

Just ate an omelette made with organic eggs and sunflower seed butter and never have I felt more prepared to purchase a Prius.

Mar 10th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

by Greg Myers

Take My Organ...Please!

The new Health Care system has a little known clause buried in it's 1000+ pages.If you agree to donate a kidney,you get a free Hybrid Prius. 

Aug 22nd, 2009Staff Pick

by Ham on Wry

'Wear clean underwear in case you get hit by a Prius, and don't take any wooden Bitcoins'

~ My grandma trying to stay current

Mar 19th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

by Ham on Wry

The passenger in a Dodge Caravan gave me a look of pity as they passed me. It might be time to trade in my Prius.

Aug 28th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Tommy Campbell

#DoITellMyNeighbor that leaving their six porch lights on all f*cking day makes their Prius rather redundant?

Jun 25th, 2016 via twitterStaff Pick

by Erik Bransteen

Prius. The best getaway car for a bank heist.
#SuperBowlAds

Feb 8th, 2016 via twitterStaff Pick

by Jeff Dwoskin

Prius just ran the best commercial of the night. #SB50

Feb 8th, 2016 via twitter

by Erik Bransteen

I think Trump's executive order is already in effect.
This Exxon station attendant just filled my Prius up with 10 gallons of unleaded coal.

Mar 30th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by IGotsSmarts

This girl's teeth were so white they drove a Prius.

Feb 8th, 2014 via twitter

by Tommy Campbell

Bought a Prius, not because I care about the planet, because I wanted to use it to start my secret society bonfire. #Trumplebrags @midnight

Jun 17th, 2015 via twitter