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Study Finds Mediterranean Diet Only Works If You’re Rich

Study Finds Mediterranean Diet Only Works If You’re Rich:  According to a new study, the so-called “Mediterranean diet” – rich in fruits, vegetables, fish and whole grains and world-famous for being heart-healthy, only seems to provide cardiovascular advantages to the wealthy and highly educated.  In response, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos is urging all America’s young people who wish to live healthy lives to study hard, attend only the most prestigious schools and accept only the best paying jobs society has to offer.

 

Secret Service Leaves Trump Tower After Feud Over Lease:  According to the reports, the Secret Service who are tasked with guarding the President, has vacated their post at Trump Tower in Manhattan after President Trump clashed with the organization “over the terms of a lease for the space they were occupying in the building.”  Gee, one would assume a “real” billionaire would comp the rent – given that its for protecting he and his family.  Guess instead of taking that proverbial bullet for the President, the Secret Service has decided to take a bullet train the hell out of there.  Just as well, maybe the Russians just needed the space anyway.

 

First Human Embryo Editing Corrects Gene for Heart Condition:  Scientists have successfully edited the DNA of human embryos to erase an inherited heart condition known for causing sudden death in young competitive athletes – opening up the possibility of eliminating many inherited and deadly diseases, but also opening up the doors to a controversial new era in medicine.  In related news, the Trump Administration announced it has asked Attorney General Sessions to look into the possibility of bringing up the scientists on charges of witchcraft.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Clinical Trail Looks Into Alcohol Preventing Heart Attacks

Clinical Trail Looks Into Alcohol Preventing Heart Attacks: The National Institutes of Health is in the process of starting a $100 million industry-backed clinical trial to test for the first time whether or not a drink a day really does prevent heart attacks.  You mean to tell me they’re spending $100 million for just one drink a day?  Where the hell are they buying these drinks anyway – Trump Tower?

 

CDC Says Poor Sleep Can Lead to Alzheimer’s:  The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention calls disrupted sleep a “public health problem,” because of its close association with a higher risk of Alzheimer’s and other types of dementia.  So for all of you who can’t remember the last time you had a good night’s sleep, now you know why.

 

Volvo Plans to Electrify All Its Cars By 2019:  Volvo, now under Chinese ownership, announced plan that all new models of its cars starting in 2019 will be equipped with an electric motor, marking the end of the solely combustion powered engine at the automaker.  Not to be outdone, famous lounge chair manufacturer La-Z-Boy announced starting early next year, they will only make “electric chairs.”

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Johnny Robish

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