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Former Trump Tower Doorman Claims Trump Had Child With Housekeeper

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Donald-Trump-1.jpg 710w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Former Trump Tower Doorman Claims Trump Had Child With Housekeeper:  A former Trump World Tower doorman claims he was paid $30,000 by the National Enquirer to bury a story alleging Donald Trump fathered a child with a former housekeeper with whom he had a relationship.  

 

Wow, seems Trump is the gift that just keeps giving.  No wonder this guy loves building hotels!  Good grief, has anyone even talked to the gardener yet?  All I can say is, if this keeps up – poor Michael Cohen is gonna run outta money.  Its getting to the point where it might be easier just to list the women with whom Trump hasn’t had sex and bought off.

 

Remember when Hillary wrote about “It Takes a Village?”  Well, its beginning to look as if Trump may have fathered most of that village.  Guess we made a mistake when we asked Chief Justice Roberts to swear-in President Trump.  In retrospect, I think perhaps Jerry Springer would have been a more appropriate choice.  

 

And while some are claiming Trump and the other Evangelical Republicans are hypocrites for preaching about “family values” when Trump is out having sex with everyone from porn stars to housemaids – in all fairness, Mr Trump does seem to keep family in mind in that most of the women he’s been having sex with, do appear to look an awful lot like his daughter Ivanka. 

 

Anyway, even with all the bankruptcies, I do have to admit that Trump is a much better urban developer than I gave him credit for.  After all, not many people can give a posh neighborhood like Midtown Manhattan the same vibe as the trashiest trailer park.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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Bannon Calls Ivanka Trump Dumb as Brick in New Book

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Ivanka-Trump.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px" />Bannon Calls Ivanka Trump Dumb As a Brick in New Book:  Exerts from the new book “Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House” by Michael Wolff, claims former White House strategist Steve Bannon believes the President’s daughter Ivanka is “dumb as a brick,” and describes the meeting between Trump campaign officials and the Russians which took place in Trump Tower as “treasonous.”

 

But how could Ivanka be dumb – she has a master’s degree from Trump University?  Besides, I’ve never seen a brick purchase high-end breast implants before.  What Bannon should have said is – “Ivanka’s dumber than a gold brick.”  That would make more sense.  That said, even bricks can be successful, assuming they had access to massive quantities of wealth which Ivanka does.

 

And while I’m certainly no big fan of the Trump family, it kind of looks as if poor Ivanka’s caught between a brick and a hard (botoxed) face.  Meanwhile, President Trump was quick to defend his daughter – pointing out that Ivanka’s way hotter than Bannon anyway.  Now, I guess the only thing left for the White House to do, is have Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Kellyanne Conway explain what all this means to baffled Trump supporters.

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Malibu, California

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Study Finds Mediterranean Diet Only Works If You’re Rich

Study Finds Mediterranean Diet Only Works If You’re Rich:  According to a new study, the so-called “Mediterranean diet” – rich in fruits, vegetables, fish and whole grains and world-famous for being heart-healthy, only seems to provide cardiovascular advantages to the wealthy and highly educated.  In response, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos is urging all America’s young people who wish to live healthy lives to study hard, attend only the most prestigious schools and accept only the best paying jobs society has to offer.

 

Secret Service Leaves Trump Tower After Feud Over Lease:  According to the reports, the Secret Service who are tasked with guarding the President, has vacated their post at Trump Tower in Manhattan after President Trump clashed with the organization “over the terms of a lease for the space they were occupying in the building.”  Gee, one would assume a “real” billionaire would comp the rent – given that its for protecting he and his family.  Guess instead of taking that proverbial bullet for the President, the Secret Service has decided to take a bullet train the hell out of there.  Just as well, maybe the Russians just needed the space anyway.

 

First Human Embryo Editing Corrects Gene for Heart Condition:  Scientists have successfully edited the DNA of human embryos to erase an inherited heart condition known for causing sudden death in young competitive athletes – opening up the possibility of eliminating many inherited and deadly diseases, but also opening up the doors to a controversial new era in medicine.  In related news, the Trump Administration announced it has asked Attorney General Sessions to look into the possibility of bringing up the scientists on charges of witchcraft.

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