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Man to Launch Himself in Homemade Rocket to Prove Earth Flat

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Flat-Earth-Rocket... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Flat-Earth-Rocket... 782w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Man to Launch Himself in Homemade Rocket to Prove Earth Flat:  Seeking to prove that a conspiracy of astronauts fabricated the shape of the Earth, a California man intends to prove the Earth is flat by launching himself 1,800 feet into the air at 500 miles per hour in a homemade, steam-powered rocket he built out of scrap metal.  So, to prove the Earth is flat, he’s gonna go “splat!”  I’m guessing he must have missed the last solar eclipse.  And he’ll be flying at an altitude of only 1800 feet?  Why we have buildings a lot taller than that.  And commercial jetliners frequently cruise at 30,000 feet.  Why put yourself through all this – when you can just buy an airline ticket to Cleveland and ask for a window seat?  On a positive note, he shouldn’t have any problem launching the thing, because President Trump just announced plans to repeal “The Law Of Gravity” as part of his promise to deregulate everything.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Roman-Ship-768x51... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Roman-Ship-1024x6... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Roman-Ship.jpg 1348w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Archeologists Find Roman Shipwrecks off Egypt’s Coast:  Egyptian officials report archaeologists have discovered three sunken shipwrecks dating back more than 2,000 years to Roman times off the coast of the city of Alexandria.  Alert Egyptian officials said that when the ships didn’t even show up after 2000 years, we felt something may have happened to them and that it was time to start looking.

 

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Human Teeth Evolved from the Scales of Ancient Shark:  New evidence out of the University of Cambridge suggests that the teeth in your mouth have their origin in the scales of primitive shark-like fish.  Good – then maybe I’ll send them my dental bills.

 

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Claims He Pulled Out of Time’s Person of the Year

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Person-of-Year.jpg 450w" sizes="(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px" />Trump Claims He Pulled Out of Time’s Person of the Year:  President Trump is claiming that Time magazine was contemplating naming him the “Person of the Year” for a second year in a row, but he pulled out of the running because he didn’t want to participate in their interview and photo shoot.  OK, so Donald Trump pulled out of Time’s “Person of the Year!”  Frankly, I think we’d all be a lot better off had his father – Fred Trump – pulled out instead.

 

 

Study Finds Cinnamon Attacks Fat and Fights Obesity:  University of Michigan research finds an essential oil in cinnamon attacks fat cells and could be used as a treatment to fight obesity.  In related news, obesity advocates say cruel “fat shammers” have been caught on video offering cinnamon rolls to plus-sized models.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Donald-and-Tiger.jpg 718w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Critics Say Trump’s Golfing Deters From White House Duties:  President Trump has already done more golfing in his short presidency than Presidents Obama, George W. Bush and Bill Clinton combined, which critics feel has deterred him from his duties as President.  Administration officials counter that nearly all of those duties are still getting completed, only – rather than bother with them himself, the President has outsourced them to the Russians.

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Trump Issues Fire and Fury Threat to North Korea

Trump Issues Fire and Fury Threat to North Korea:  President Trump gave his most direct and poignant warning toward North Korea yet, warning that the rogue nation had “best not make any more threats to the United States,” or “they will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen.”

 

The sad thing is, if he continues making threats like that, President Trump could easily undo all the goodwill our dedicated diplomats like Dennis Rodman have worked years to foster between the two countries.  As the good book says, “for what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world, but loses Seoul, Korea?”

 

Now I’m no military strategist – but the way I see it, if President Trump really wanted to completely destroy Kim Jong Un and North Korea – instead of dropping a bomb, why not just give them the same treatment he gave Trump Airlines, Trump Vodka, Trump Magazine, Trump Mortgage Company, Trump Steaks, Trump Taj Mahal and Trump University?

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