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Tucker Carlson Says Normal People Can’t Live in California

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Tucker-Carlson.png 618w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Tucker Carlson Says Normal People Can’t Live in California:  Fox News host Tucker Carlson told viewers that normal people can’t live in California – and then described the state as a third world style dystopia dominated by illegal aliens and “tech oligarchs” with no common language, an no common culture, a collapsing infrastructure, an out of control debt, schools which are unusable and filthy public spaces.  Gee, my question for Tucker and the Fox News viewers is, why would you even care about where “normal people” live?  That’s not your demographic.  Sounds a little like Tucker needs a safe space.  Perhaps Tucker should consider moving to the deep south, where much of the population lives in abject poverty, but they have really beautiful, plush college football facilities.

 

Study Finds Porn Can Shut Down Part of Your Brain:  New research found that looking at erotic movies can actually shut down the part of the brain that processes visual stimuli.  On the plus side, while the brain may shut down, other parts of the body seem to perk up.

 

 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Online-Dating.png 768w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Finds 1 in 3 New Marriages Now Start Online:  Researchers found that more than a third of new marriages started online and that those relationships were slightly happier than those that began more traditionally.  Hell, I had a friend who met his wife online.  It was a mixed marriage – he was a Mac user, she used a PC.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Heightened Earthquake Alert Issued for Southern California

earthquakeHeightened Earthquake Alert Issued for Southern California:  Following a series of over 300 small temblors under the Salton Sea, officials are cautioning Southern California residents to be on heightened alert for the increased possibility of a major earthquake.  Shortly afterward, the Trump/Pence campaign issued a memo pointing out how the Obama Administration has done very little in the way of preventing natural disasters from occurring around the world while Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson asked reporters “where’s California?”

 

tucker-carlsonTucker Carlson Claims Male Hillary Backers Suffer From Low Testosterone:  Fox News host Tucker Carlson asserted that “science” was on the side of a doctor and Fox News contributor who claims male Hillary Clinton supporters suffer from low testosterone.  Yeah, because who better exemplifies masculinity and machismo than Tucker Carlson?  Nothing quite like pudgy little men with gynecoid asses critiquing about other people’s testosterone levels.  If you ask me, they’re all just mad because progressive men aren’t buying any of those testosterone supplements those televangelists and right wing talk show hosts are always hawking.

 

child-endangermentFather Leaves 2-Year-Old Alone in Truck Outside Stripper Bar:  A 24-year-old man who left his small daughter in his pickup truck while he got drunk in a Van Nuys, California stripper bar has been arrested on suspicion of child endangerment.  Child Welfare officials say it is their sincere hope that incidents like this will finally convince strip clubs to add child-care facilities to their establishments.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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