Baptist President Claims Christians Should Avoid Yoga: Southern Baptist Seminary President Albert Mohler is calling on all Christians to avoid practices such as yoga and meditation, proclaiming that they are not compatible with Christianity. I think he may have a point. I’ve taken lots of yoga classes and can’t recall them ever mentioning the importance of conquering other countries, persecuting intellectuals or intimidating homosexuals.
Neanderthals Lingered in Russia: A recent finding indicates that the Neanderthals lingered in Russia 8,000 years longer than what was previously thought. The only explanation seems to be that they must have gotten into a pretty damn nice stash of vodka.
J.Lo Says Sorry for Partying With Dictator: A representative for Jennifer Lopez says the singer would never have traveled to Turkmenistan to sing “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” to Turkman leader Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow if she had known about the country’s human rights issues. Which is another way of saying that the million dollar check he paid her has finally cleared the bank and she is now free to talk again. Guess no one told her about search engines like Google before she took the gig.
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