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Baptist President Claims Christians Should Avoid Yoga

Albert MohlerBaptist President Claims Christians Should Avoid Yoga:  Southern Baptist Seminary President Albert Mohler is calling on all Christians to avoid practices such as yoga and meditation, proclaiming that they are not compatible with Christianity.  I think he may have a point.  I’ve taken lots of yoga classes and can’t recall them ever mentioning the importance of conquering other countries, persecuting intellectuals or intimidating homosexuals.  

 

NeanderthalNeanderthals Lingered in Russia:  A recent finding indicates that the Neanderthals lingered in Russia 8,000 years longer than what was previously thought.  The only explanation seems to be that they must have gotten into a pretty damn nice stash of vodka.

 

Jennifer LopezJ.Lo Says Sorry for Partying With Dictator:  A representative for Jennifer Lopez says the singer would never have traveled to Turkmenistan to sing “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” to Turkman leader Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow if she had known about the country’s human rights issues.  Which is another way of saying that the million dollar check he paid her has finally cleared the bank and she is now free to talk again.  Guess no one told her about search engines like Google before she took the gig.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

J.Lo Headlines Dictator’s Birthday Party

Jennifer LopezJ.Lo Headlines Dictator’s Birthday Party:  Jennifer Lopez is facing some criticism after she flew to a resort town in Turkmenistan to headline dictator Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov’s 56th birthday party.  Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov?  I understand why it was so important that she attend the celebration.  The poor guy turned 56 and has just learned how to pronounce his name for the first time. 

 

Facebook PageFacebook Removing Advertising from Offensive Pages:  Facebook announced that it will begin to remove advertising from pages with content that might be offensive or controversial.  No ads on Facebook pages with offensive content?  Hum!  I think its about time to start posting some offensive content. 

 

Paula DeenJ.C. Penney and Sears Drop Deen:  J.C. Penney and Sears are the latest companies to announce dropping ties with embattled chef Paula Deen.  I’m actually more shocked to hear that J.C. Penney and Sears are still in business. 

 

San FranciscoSan Francisco America’s Snobbiest City:  San Francisco has been voted America’s snobbiest city in a new poll of Travel & Leisure readers.  I was once accused of snobbery, but I was actually ignoring all the snobs.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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