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Eating Hot Peppers Linked with Longer Life

Eating Hot Peppers Linked with Longer Life:  A new study found that eating hot peppers is associated with a longer lifespan and warding off death.  Yea, you’ll just wish you were dead.

 

Ugandan Politician Buried With $55,000 in Coffin:  A former Ugandan government official named Charles Obong, was reportedly buried with $55,250 in his coffin as a way to “appease God for the deceased’s earthly sins.”  Smart move – God loves a good bribe.  Besides, apparently God is really bad with money.  He always seems to be asking his followers for more of it.

 

Couple Flown to Wrong Continent in Mix-up:   The LA Times is reporting that a couple boarded a flight in Los Angeles intending to travel to Dakar, Senegal, but ended up in Dhaka, Bangladesh, almost 7,000 miles away after a mix-up between the similarly pronounced cities and the three-letter code used by airlines to distinguish airports.  The befuddled couple said about the only thing positive thing about the ordeal was that at least they didn’t end up in Cleveland.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Skulls Found in Connecticut Home are Human Remains

Skulls FoundSkulls Found in Connecticut Home are Human Remains:  A pair of Connecticut junk haulers, cleaning-up the cluttered home of a deceased man, were stunned to learn that two skulls they discovered in the home were human remains, not made of plastic as they had thought.  Forensic scientists who examined the skulls say they appear to be just a couple of bone-heads.

 

Congo MobAngry Congo Crowd Kills and Eats Man:  Its being reported that a crowd in northeast Congo stoned a young man to death before burning and eating his corpse, in apparent revenge for a series of attacks by Ugandan rebels.  Kind of gives new meaning to the phrase “guess who’s coming for dinner?”  Oh well, as they say, “if you can’t beat them, eat them.”

 

SmartphoneSmartphones May One-Day Know When You’re Lying:  Many app-makers are experimenting with software that can also analyze – able to determine someone’s emotions or honesty just by a few facial cues.  Well, guess that pretty much ruins poker night.  Of course, if this technology is found to actually work, politicians may be forced to revert back to flip phones.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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