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Argentine Dreadnoughtus is Largest Dino Ever Found

Argentine Dreadnoughtus is Largest Dino Ever Found:  Researchers are studying the remains of a Dreadnoughtus, a four-legged beast with a long neck, a powerful 29-foot tail, who’s total length stretched about 85 feet and weighed about 65 tons, seven times the weight of the largest male African elephant alive today.  Scientists say if something like this were alive today, you’d probably find it roaming the aisles of Walmart in stretch pants and a halter top.

 

Neurobiologists Say Human Sense of Smell Isn’t Bad:  Neurobiologists say new research suggests that being able to sniff and smell may not be as weak in the human species as is commonly believed.  Yea, well let’s hope by the time we have another election, voters will know how to smell a rat.

 

Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on the Tracks:  Local police say a middle-aged couple in central Ukraine was run over by a switching locomotive while having sex on the tracks.  This is exactly why people should never have sex on railroad tracks unless they’re properly “trained.”

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