by robyn_vo

I wanted to have sex with Uma Thurman until I saw her toes in Kill Bill.

May 13th, 2014 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

Uma Thurman's new baby girl's name is "Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson." Or "Entitled Cunt" for short.

Oct 18th, 2012 via twitter

by Ham on Wry

Hell hath no fury like Uma Thurman scorned.

Nov 24th, 2017 via twitter

by Leanna Renee

In case you thought Uma Thurman wasn’t like her character in Kill Bill, you were wrong. Revenge is best served prolonged and slow.

Nov 23rd, 2017 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

Nicole Kidman, Renee Zellweger and Uma Thurman's faces walk into a bar, never to return again.

Feb 12th, 2015 via twitter

by IGotsSmarts

Uma Thurman is my favorite actress named Uma.

Apr 18th, 2015 via twitter

by Covfefe Jones, King Of Shade.

Jesus, please give me the strength and patience to work through my anger like Uma Thurman.

Nov 24th, 2017 via twitter

by Wes Corwin

"mockumentary" is short for "Mockful Uma Thurman Commentary"

Used in a sentence: "Quentin Tarantino's track was fine, but the best thing on the Kill Bill Vol 2 Blu-Ray was the mockumentary where Uma would not stop ragging on Michael Madsen's acting face for the whole 2 hours."

Jan 25th, 2018 via twitter

by Genevieve Dawson

Uma Thurman's Fall Out Boy ~ #SongsToPoopBy

Oct 2nd, 2015 via twitter

by Ryan Readman

Kind of want Uma Thurman to come out in support of Harvey Weinstein just to have heads explode

Nov 5th, 2017 via twitter

by Bobbie Jo Mays

Uma Thurman wakes from a coma, then kills and mutilates a lot of people just to find her baby daddy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

Sep 6th, 2014 via twitter

by bix brillo

control freak

Actress Uma Thurman has broken off her engagement to Arpad Busson because she felt he was too controlling.  Busson denies the charge and said that Uma was "free to do whatever I told her to do." 

Dec 15th, 2009