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Trump Repeats Indian Prime Minister Comments With Fake Accent

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Modi-and-Trump.jpg 621w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Repeats Indian Prime Minister Comments With Fake Accent:  The Washington Post reports that President Donald Trump used a fake accent to impersonate Indian Prime Minister Modi’s comments to him.  Yea, well – if you think that impersonation was bad, you should check out Trump’s impersonation of a US president.  The irony is that Modi’s grasp of the English language is probably much better than Trump’s will ever be.

 

Vitamins Claim to be 100% Vegetarian Capsules: Just reading the label on some vitamins I recently bought and noticed that they claim the package contains 180 “vegetarian” capsules. OK, I’ll take them at their word for that – but my question is, just who the hell’s gonna try and stick meat in a vitamin?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Fridays-768x523.png 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Fridays-1024x698.png 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Fridays.png 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Pay for TGI Friday’s Dinner With Smartphone App:  TGI Friday’s announced that customers can now pay their checks by using a downloadable app on their iPhone or Android smartphones.  Call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer to pay for bad food with a bad check.

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