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Pakistani Airline Crew Behead Black Goat on Tarmac for Safety

Pakistani Airline Crew Behead Black Goat on Tarmac for Safety:  After a Pakistan International Airlines jet recently crashed and killed all 47 people aboard, the airline grounded and inspected all of it’s planes before finally approving them to fly again – but not before the ground crew beheaded a black goat on the tarmac moments before the aircraft took off – just to be on the safe side.

 

Wow, that flight crew isn’t “kidding” around.  Sounds like something must have really gotten their goat.  When the airline was asked to explain the action, they declined by saying that “obviously, the science behind this is rather complicated.”  That said, it seems pretty obvious that nothing spells air safety quite like a dead goat lying on the runway.  Guess we don’t need to ask what the inflight meal was.

 

Anyway, just in case anyone is wondering, the plane did land safely.  Kind of hard to argue with that kind of success.  And hey, I’m the first to admit that I’ve been tempted to sacrifice a goat or two after being on the line for hours with my computer’s tech support.  But don’t worry, I’d never eat the goat, because I’m vegetarian.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Howard Schultz Stepping Down as Starbucks CEO

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Howard Schultz Stepping Down as Starbucks CEO:  Howard Schultz announced he will be stepping down as chief executive of Starbucks Corp to devote his time to developing a new high-end coffee shop for the coffeehouse chain.  Schultz says the high-end coffee shops will be targeting those folks who feel strongly that dropping five or six bucks for a cup of coffee just isn’t enough.

 

kanye-westKanye West Released From Hospital:  Its being reported that rapper Kanye West has been released from UCLA Medical Center, after spending several days hospitalized from exhaustion.  Meanwhile, scores of people across the country are reporting feelings of exhaustion from the endless bombardment of stories about Kanye and the Kardashians.

 

five-pound-notesVegans Furious About Beef Fat in New £5 Notes:  Many vegans and members of several faith groups are expressing outrage after the Bank of England issued new £5 notes which contain traces of beef fat.  And while this may seem harmless enough, its being reported that some of the notes are being spent at vegetarian restaurants.  Meanwhile, bank officials are advising anyone who has a beef with the new £5 notes to spend them instead of eating them.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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