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Army to Allow Completion of Dakota Access Oil Pipeline

Army to Allow Completion of Dakota Access Oil Pipeline:  With the new Trump administration in place, the Army just announced it will allow the $3.8 billion Dakota Access oil pipeline to cross under a Missouri River reservoir in North Dakota, clearing the way for completion of the disputed four-state project.  In related news, its being reported that President Trump is also negotiating another pipeline which would run from the U.S. Treasury directly into one of his offshore bank accounts.

 

Wind Turbine Blades May One Day Be Made of Vegetables:  Researchers are searching for recyclable materials that could be used to manufacture wind turbine blades, including blades which are made out of vegetable sources.  Scientists say that if they’re successful, even vegetarians would be able to use the electricity.

 

Sarah Palin’s Name Mentioned as Canadian Ambassador:  Canadians have been going crazy on Twitter after White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer refused to discount the rumors that Sarah Palin is being considered as the next US Ambassador to Canada.  Geez, does the Trump Administration have any clue what a move like this could mean to US-Canadian diplomacy?  It means that the most polite people in the entire world will soon be giving us the finger!  On the other hand, some Americans counter that this is exactly what Canada deserves for sending us Justin Bieber.  Meanwhile, rumor has it that the Canadians are in super-secret negotiations to try and convince the Americans to appoint Tina Fey instead.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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