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Long Lost Engagement Ring Turns Up Wrapped Around Carrot

Long Lost Engagement Ring Turns Up Wrapped Around Carrot:  An Alberta woman found her 84-year-old mother-in-law’s lost engagement ring – lost 13 years ago while pulling weeds in her yard – wrapped around one of the carrots she pulled from her mother-in-law’s backyard garden.  Now I knew trees had rings, but who knew carrots had them too?  In addition, a local jeweler informed the woman her ring has increased in value by one carrot since it had been lost.  Frankly, I’m just surprised it didn’t turnip sooner – she’s bean looking for it a long time now.

 

Cities Quietly Removing Confederate Memorials:  In the aftermath of the recent deadly Charlottesville protests, mayors and city officials across the nation are quickly and quietly removing any Confederate memorials they may have within their jurisdictions.  Observers say these Confederate memorials seem to be disappearing faster than CEO’s from President Trump’s Business Councils.

 

Bizarre Dinosaur is Missing Evolutionary Link:  Researchers say an unusual vegetarian dinosaur called Chilesaurus – who had the silhouette of a flesh-ripping velociraptor – whose fossilized remains were unearthed in southern Chile 13 years ago, is a missing link in dinosaur evolution.  OK – fine, but that still doesn’t tell us whether the creature was simply a regular vegetarian or was it a vegan?  Don’t you think we have the right to know if this “vegetarian” Chilesaurus also abstained from cheese and dairy?  I mean, is that too much to ask?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Sean Spicer Claims He Made Mistakes, But Didn’t Lie

Sean Spicer Claims He Made Mistakes, But Didn’t Lie:  In his first wide-ranging television interview, former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer says he made mistakes, but doesn’t think that he lied.  I hate to be judgmental, but isn’t it time for some self-evaluation when you find yourself lying about your lying?  Why not just admit it was simply your job as Press Secretary to relay all the lies the President wanted told to the American public?

 

Study Finds Plant-Eating Dinosaurs Strayed from Strict Veggie Diet:  A new study of fossilized droppings indicates that what were previously believed to be strictly vegetarian dinosaurs – occasionally broke their veggie diet to dine on crabs during certain times of the year.  Hell, that can be explained easily enough.  There just weren’t that many vegetarian restaurants back in those days which would have made it extremely difficult for many of the dinosaurs to get reservations.

 

Apple Unveils Three New iPhones:  During their first assembly at the new Steve Jobs Theater, Apple unveiled the 3rd generation Apple Watch, a new and improved Apple TV and three new iPhones.  Yea and the new iPhones were the iPhone 8, the iPhone 8 Plus and the iPhone X – which is essentially an iPhone 8 Plus – a whole lot more money.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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