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David Duke Angry at Trump for Condemning White Nationalist Rally

David Duke Angry at Trump for Condemning White Nationalist Rally:  Former KKK leader David Duke and other White Nationalist leaders are striking out at President Trump for condemning the violence at the White Nationalist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, reminding the President that “it was White Americans who put you in the Presidency.”

 

Wait a minute!  That’s not completely true – the Russians did their part too!  Let’s give credit where credit’s due.  Of course not everyone who voted for Trump are White Supremacists.  On the other had, ALL White Supremacists are Trump supporters.  Personally, if I were David Duke, I’d save all that pent-up anger for whomever gave him that miserable, creepy facelift.  I find it kind of interesting that just earlier in the week, Trump tried to start a war with North Korea and Venezuela, but ended up having his supporters start a war in Virginia instead.

 

Meanwhile, many right-wing pundits on TV and radio are defending the White Nationalists, claiming this “gathering” was nothing more than a “free speech rally.”  Really?  Pardon my skepticism, but it seems rather odd that people promoting “free speech” would show up brandishing bats, combat helmets, rifles, pistols and knives.  You’d think these people would be much happier back home, beating their wives and children or kicking little kittens and puppies in the head than driving all the way to Virginia to defend a statue that basically even the pigeons have forgotten about.

 

But you can’t really blame Trump for not strongly calling out the White Supremacists.  After all, that would upset his base.  Remember, he’s already running for reelection.  Perhaps next time, he’ll remember to keep his dogs on a leash when taking them out in public.  Anyway, enough of me rambling on.  Bartender, can you make me another “White Russian?”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Threatens Venezuela With Possible Military Option

Trump Threatens Venezuela With Possible Military Option:  Speaking to reporters from his New Jersey golf course, President Trump further escalated his warnings against foreign powers, this time threatening the possibility of military intervention in Venezuela.  After all this, many are starting to wonder which country Trump will threaten next.  One thing’s for sure, with Trump in the White House, we’ll never have to worry about repeating Napoleon and Hitler’s big mistake of invading Russia.

 

South Carolina Issues Lizard People Warning During Eclipse:  The South Carolina Emergency Management Division is officially cautioning citizens of that state “to remain ever vigilant,” because the upcoming solar eclipse is likely to coincide with an increase in paranormal activity in the form of “lizard people” sightings.  And this is coming from a state which hasn’t legalized marijuana, so they can’t blame it on the weed.  Personally, I think there’s just one hell of a lot of people in South Carolina and Northern Florida who happen to be damn good at catching flies with their tongues, which may account for the confusing sightings.

 

Coffee Boosts Brain’s Ability to Store Long-Term Memory: Scientists have found that a shot of caffeine greatly enhances the brain’s ability to store long-term memories. Too bad, because I was hoping that one-day I could forget just how much money I spend at Starbucks.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Mary Kay Letourneau and Husband Have Separated

Mary Kay Letourneau and Husband Have Separated:  According to court records, Vili Fualaau and Mary Kay Letourneau have filed for separation after two daughters and 12 years of marriage – in a relationship that began in 1997 when he was only 12 and she was his 34-year-old teacher.  I guess she felt “this guy’s getting a bit old for my tastes.”  On a positive note, should he ever decide to move to France, there’s a pretty decent chance he could be elected President.

 

Earliest Signs of Brain Damage in Athletes:  Until recently, there was no reliable test to detect whether an athlete may have CTE brain damage, but a new test developed by researchers at Arizona State University tracks decline in verbal skills and vocabulary size is showing promise.  One thing’s for sure, you aren’t gonna need especially strong math skills to be able to tally the vocabulary size of most athletes.

 

Trump Blasts Germany Again for Trade Deficit and NATO:  Following pointed criticism from Chancellor Angela Merkel, President Trump once again blasted Germany over trade and defense, ratcheting up a dispute that risks undermining a trans-Atlantic bond that is the bedrock of US-European relations.  Defending the tough stance,Trump Administration officials issued a statement warning that “the unrestricted flow of apple strudel into the US threatens to undermine the waistlines of every single supermodel in the entire country – need we remind everyone about the issues we had with Miss Venezuela several years ago?”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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