by Dan LaMorte

I'm wearing a Versace watch because I want these people on the bus to know I'm one of them but I'm also slightly better than them.

Sep 6th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Laura Jean

“Fuck, Marry, or Kill?” they ask me.

I respond, “Yes. That is my five year plan which I will enact upon my unsuspecting sugar daddy in order to inherit a significant amount of money and truly solidify my identity as a black widow who can afford Versace.”

Apr 11th, 2018 via twitter

by Josh Levesque

Ice hockey, ice hockey. Ice hockey, ice hockey, ice hockey (sung to the tune of that "Versace, Versace" song) #MakeaSongWhiter @midnight

May 17th, 2016 via twitter

by Eddie Gámez

My Spring/Summer fragrance is going to be Versace Pour Homme because I have a substantial amount of Earth in my astrological chart.

Apr 2nd, 2018 via twitter

by Jonathan Palmer

Versace's Just Not Into You #fashionfilms

Sep 24th, 2014 via twitter

by Hayden Black

Rihanna looks gorgeous in red Versace and off-the-shoulder bruises. #grammys

Feb 11th, 2013 via twitter

by Dan LaMorte

Did I just buy a Versace watch? Yes. Did I have the money buy it? No.

May 18th, 2016 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

NASA to launch solar sail. Sail will be comprised entirely of Donatella Versace's shed skin.

Feb 1st, 2013 via twitter

by Covfefe Jones, King Of Shade.

Google Images is a search service owned by Google that allows users to search the World Wide Web for image content. It was introduced on July 12, 2001 due to a demand for pictures of Jennifer Lopez's green Versace dress that the regular Google search couldn't handle.

Sep 14th, 2020 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

Katy Perry attends movie premiere in Versace crucifix dress. Still struggling to eradicate Russell Brand's demon seed.

Jul 2nd, 2012 via twitter

by Pete Stegemeyer

Thinking of creating a tiktok that's just my dog wearing fake Versace while DJ Khaled talks.

Mar 3rd, 2020 via twitter

by @Meatblankett

California has been getting more winter storms this year.

This whole weather issue in California has Smug Hollywood celebrities 'so busy buying' $5,000 Versace raincoats, that they barely have time to tell the rest of the country what to think.

Feb 20th, 2020 via twitter