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Trump-Putin Meeting Runs Over Two Hours

Trump-Putin Meeting Runs Over Two Hours:  There is much speculation as to what went on in the meeting between President Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin, as the meeting which was originally allotted 30 minutes, went nearly two hours and a half.  Well that’s an understandable time frame.  Hell, you’ve got two wannabe dick-tators and remember, it takes at least 30 minutes for Viagra to kick in.  On the other hand, its rumored Trump may have sold Alaska back to the Russians.  However, on a positive note – Sarah Palin was reportedly part of the deal.

 

Christian Activist Claims Katy Perry Driving Fans to Suicide via Lesbianism:  Conservative Christian Activist and Pastor Kevin Swanson has had just about enough of people like Katy Perry singing about kissing girls and liking it, and is now claiming Perry is leading children to decadence, followed by despair and finally suicide through her songs which glorify lesbianism.  I get it – that maddening cycle of “Katy Perry to lesbian to despair to suicide” of which Jesus frequently referred to in the Gospels.  The only problem is, short of Katy Perry losing her record contract – it seems to me about the only thing Pastor Swanson and his congregation can do is continue to vigorously rub human feces all over themselves until finally there are no more lesbians.

 

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Limbaugh Says Moore Was a Democrat When He Targeted Teen Girls

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Limbaugh-and-Moor... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Limbaugh-and-Moor... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Limbaugh-and-Moor... 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Limbaugh Says Moore Was a Democrat When He Targeted Teen Girls:  Rush Limbaugh has added a new twist to those Republicans defending evangelical Alabama US Senate candidate Roy Moore, telling viewers that Moore was actually a Democrat during the period of time when he allegedly made sexual advances towards five teenage girls.

 

Now, of course, I’m no lawyer, but if I’m not mistaken – I believe in legal circles – that’s often referred to as the “OxyContin/Viagra defense.”  That said, Rush does make a valid point.  I mean, there was a time when groups like the KKK, religious bigots and other white supremacists were essentially all Southern Democrats…now, they’re all Republicans!

 

Anyway, I believe the point Rush is trying to make is that the Republican party has recruited most of these creeps, racists and pedophiles out of the Democratic Party and into their ranks.  Which kind of makes sense when you consider that pedophile Democrats like Anthony Weiner generally go to jail, while Republican pedophiles get elected to public office.  Hell, recent polls are even showing that Roy Moore’s popularity among evangelicals shot up like crazy after the pedophilia accusations against him became public.

 

Its almost as if when Moore realized he was a pedophile, Republicans told him “well then, you’re in the wrong party.  Come join us – the GOP has a big tent.”  I mean, even Donald Trump was a Democrat at one time.  Now Limbaugh – on the other hand, has always been an idiot.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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