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LA Thieves Make Off With 2nd Ambulance in a Week

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Ambulance.jpg 500w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />LA Thieves Make Off With 2nd Ambulance in a Week:  The Los Angeles Fire Department reports that for the second time in a week, thieves have made off with an ambulance in the LA area.  Yea, well – knowing LA, its probably all part of a publicity stunt for a new video game – “Grand Theft Ambulance.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Hand-Dryers-768x5... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Hand-Dryers.jpg 850w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Restroom Hand Dryers Suck Up Fecal Matter and Spray Them Out:  A new study found that hand dryers in public restrooms suck up fecal bacteria from the air and spew it out at a rapid speed everywhere.  Researchers say that while the dryers do indeed spread bacteria, drying your hands with them is still a lot more sanitary than say – licking a toilet seat.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Franky-Boy-Cali.jpg 700w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Gambino Crime Family to Name New Leader:  Law-enforcement officials say that the Gambino crime family has finally decided on Francesco “Franky Boy” Cali as the new leader of the 750-member organization.  When asked for a response, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said a big shake-up like this has been long overdue given that James Gandolfini has been dead for a while now. 

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Anti-LGBT Lawmaker Caught Having Sex With Man in His Office

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Wes-Goodman-768x5... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Wes-Goodman-1024x... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Wes-Goodman.jpg 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Anti-LGBT Lawmaker Caught Having Sex With Man in His Office:  Ohio Republican lawmaker Wes Goodman, who routinely touted his Christian faith and anti-LGBT views and who was often referred to the “conscience of the conservative movement,” has resigned after being caught having sex with a man in his office.  I’m sure it was all quite innocent.  He was simply demonstrating to an intern what constituted an “unacceptable practice” in the workplace.  Either that, or he was doing “research.”  After all, we all know how big Republicans are on science and research.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Teens-Playing-Vid... 750w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Blames Video Games for Firearm Violence:  In the aftermath of the Florida high school shootings, President Trump is pointing to video games – claiming that these games are a major factor in the nation’s gun violence by shaping our young people’s minds toward violence.  Yea, well call me crazy, but I’m more concerned about stray bullets shaping our young people’s minds!

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Drunken-Photos.jpg 400w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Claims Brits Drunk in 76% of Their Facebook Pictures:  A close examination of Facebook profiles in the UK revealed that Brits were inebriated in more than three-quarters of the photos they posted to their profiles.  Researchers say they were able to scientifically identify intoxication by comparing the Facebook pics to old Mel Gibson mug shots.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Man’s Rectum Falls Out While Sitting on Toilet

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Man’s Rectum Falls Out While Sitting on Toilet:  Doctors in China say a man had been sitting on the toilet for half an hour playing mobile phone games when his rectum fell out of his body.  Doctors caution that while they expect the man to make a full recovery, this is another example of how people can really end up losing their ass – if all they do is just sit around, playing video games all day.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/NASA-Photo-150x15... 150w" sizes="(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px" />NASA Spacecraft Takes Photos From 4 Billion Miles Away:  The NASA New Horizons spacecraft, which gave us close-ups of Pluto, has just set the record by taking a photograph of a star cluster while 3.79 billion miles from Earth – the farthest photograph ever taken.  Lead Trump science advisor and televangelist Jim Bakker says he has his doubts the picture is authentic and claims the image more like the right-front headlight of a 1954 DeSoto to him.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Serial-Killer.jpg 750w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Neighbors Say Serial Killer Did Landscaping at Nearby Apartments:  Neighbors in Canada say they had no idea that a serial killer, accused of killing at least six people and stuffing them into planter boxes – also did work on nearby properties.  Republican National Committee chairwoman Ronna McDaniel called it refreshing to learn that there’s actually violent criminals out there who are not associated with the White House staff.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Paleogenetics Says Humans Have DNA From the Denisovans

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Denisovans-768x45... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Denisovans.jpg 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Paleogenetics Says Humans Have DNA From the Denisovans:  National Geographic just published an article about how modern humans also have DNA from two other close relatives that lived in close proximity and with whom we interbred – the Neanderthals, and the rather mysterious Denisovans.  Not being an anthropologist, I can’t speak about the Neanderthals, but there were a family of Denisovans that lived two doors down from me where I grew up in Canton, Ohio.  Nice people, they sold stone tools at the swap meet on weekends – my only complaint was they would only accept cash for the tools, so you couldn’t use a credit card.  That said, regardless of what all these paleogeneticists are saying, I didn’t have sex with any them.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/High-IQ-150x150.jpeg 150w" sizes="(max-width: 236px) 100vw, 236px" />People With High IQs More Likely to Suffer from Mental Disorders:  A new study suggests that highly intelligent people have a significantly higher risk of suffering from a variety of mental disorders.  Perhaps, but I think our President pretty much proves that a high IQ is not necessarily required for suffering from a mental disorder.

 

 

Link Between Violent Video Games and Aggression:  Researchers at the Indiana University are using functional magnetic resonance imaging of the brain to establish a link between violent video games and aggressive behavior.  Sadly, the aggression hypothesis was pretty much confirmed after study participants beat-up all the researchers.

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Malibu, California

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US Education Secretary Says Schools Have Option to Arm Teachers

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Betsy-DeVos-768x9... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Betsy-DeVos-819x1... 819w" sizes="(max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px" />US Education Secretary Says Schools Have Option to Arm Teachers:  In response to the recent Florida high school shooting, US Education Secretary Betsy DeVos told reporters that “schools do have the option of arming teachers.”

 

Interesting idea, especially when you consider most US schools don’t even have adequate funding to purchase pencils, paper or text books, but I guess there’s always plenty of money around when it comes to buying guns.

 

My question is, why stop with just arming the teachers?  After all, let’s not forget that about the only thing that can stop a “bad guy” with a gun – is a “good teenager” with a loaded gun.  So my suggestion is, let’s arm every school child in America with an AR15 semi-automatic rifle – but of course, for the sake of safety, only after they’ve acquired sufficient strength to allow them to pull the trigger.

 

As for training the kids to use these lethal weapons – how about forgoing those worthless civics classes and have them watch violent video games or perhaps Quentin Tarantino movies instead?  That ought to teach them just about everything they’ll ever need to know about gun safety.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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