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Trump Angry Fake Media Doesn’t Report His Long List of Achievements

Trump Angry Fake Media Doesn’t Report His Long List of Achievements:  President Donald Trump has once gain taken to Twitter to complain about the “fake media” ignoring all of his “long list of achievements.”  Maybe they just assumed most people already knew about all his bankruptcies, failed and fraudulent business ventures, multiple divorces and weekend golf outings.  Or, maybe they’re concerned that everyone will eventually become tired of all this winning.

 

Trump’s Invitation to Duterte Draws Criticism:  During their recent “very friendly conversation,” Mr. Trump invited Mr. Duterte, an authoritarian leader accused of ordering extrajudicial killings of drug suspects in the Philippines, to visit him in the White House.  Gee, Putin, Erdogan, el-Sisi and now Duterte?  Why if someone didn’t know better, they might conclude that our President is a big fan of authoritarians, dictators and demagogues with absolute power.

 

Forty Pythons Seized from Ontario Motel:  Local police are reporting that 40 pythons have been seized in a Brantford, Ontario motel by the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.  Makes you wonder what kind of sick person would force a bunch of poor pythons to stay in some cheap motel?  They deserve better accommodations.  No doubt all the room service requests for live field mice triggered hotel staff’s suspicions.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Steven Seagal Banned From the Ukraine as a Security Threat

Steven Seagal Banned From the Ukraine as a Security Threat:  Steven Seagal, the American actor best known for his role in ’90s action movies as well as being good pals with Russian President Vladimir Putin and President Trump, has just been blacklisted from the Ukraine for five years as a national security threat.

 

Gee, both a blackbelt and blacklisted!  The honors keep rolling in for this guy.  Wonder what could have happened?  They watched one of his old movies?  On a positive note, the Ukraine did later issue a clarification stating that if Seagal would be willing to lose 75 or 80 pounds and promise to lay off the Grecian Formula for a while, they’d be willing to reconsider the ban.

 

Not surprisingly, because of his defense of Putin and Russia, many Americans see Seagal as kind of a Benedict Arnold.  This is in contrast to those of us who live here in LA, who tend to think of him as being more Benedict Canyon than Benedict Arnold.  But then again, Benedict Canyon is an extremely popular route because most everyone here in LA will do about anything to avoid all the traffic on the 405, including support the Russian invasion of Crimea.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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