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Russian Military Jet Flies Low Over US Capitol and Pentagon

Russian Military Jet Flies Low Over US Capitol and Pentagon:  Numerous news outlets are reporting that a Russian surveillance aircraft flew over the US Capitol, the Pentagon, Joint Base Andrews, the CIA, Camp David and a secret government bunker called Mount Weather at what is being described as an uncomfortably low altitude on Wednesday.

 

Sources say the Russian plane was actually flying so low, Trump’s hairpiece almost blew off in the turbulence.  So far, no word as to whether or not Sarah Palin was able to see the Russian plane from her front porch.

 

Sadly for the Russians, they were looking to gather intelligence, but instead found only Donald Trump.  Yet another wasted effort I guess.  My question is, why bother with a flyover?  Why not just open up a Google Earth app?

 

Personally, I don’t think the Russians were actually spying.  I think it was just Putin saluting President Trump for all his hard work on behalf of the Russian people.  I mean, why would the Russians need a spy plane with Trump in the White House?

 

Anyway, the bottom line is we should all be grateful we have an administration that is smart enough to realize that the real threat to America isn’t the Chinese or the Russians – its transgenders serving in the military.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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Steve Bannon Out as White House Chief Strategist

Steve Bannon Out as White House Chief Strategist:  President Trump’s controversial chief strategist Steve Bannon is leaving the White House, in another major staff shakeup announced at the close of yet another tumultuous week in Washington.  Wow, talk about draining the swamp.  On a positive note, now Bannon will be free to start drinking his bourbon in the morning.  Hell, the way things are going, I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump decides to fire himself.  Of course, he’d have to run something that important past Putin first.

 

Komodo Dragon Attacks Two in Wildlife Park Office:  A park official says two people have been hospitalized after being attacked by a giant Komodo dragon that wandered into the administrative office of a wildlife park in eastern Indonesia.  Officials caution administrative staffers that if a Komodo dragon walks into your office, don’t assume you can just tell it to “take a number, have a seat and someone will call you.”

 

Study Finds Millennials Not Into Breasts:  Several new studies have determined that young millennial men are not all that into female breasts.  Analysts say if this trend continues, places like Hooters may be forced to start serving decent food, just to stay in business.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Putin Orders 755 Personnel Cut From U.S. Missions

Putin Orders 755 Personnel Cut From U.S. Missions:  In response to new U.S. sanctions, Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered that the U.S. diplomatic missions in Moscow and elsewhere in the country will have to cut 755 staff members.  Putin said under his new directive, senior diplomatic staff will be cut with sharp, pointy objects, while lower functionaries will only receive paper cuts.

 

Outback Steakhouse Accused of Being Satanic:  Outback Steakhouse is facing a PR nightmare after a fundamentalist Christian went on Twitter and posted a graphic with lines drawn connecting Outback Steakhouse locations in several cities that see appeared to some to form a pentagram, causing many Christians to conclude that the restaurant chain is satanist.  The situation only worsened at a press conference Outback called to deny the allegations when someone called out “you’re devil worshipers” and the Outback spokesperson yelled back “like hell we are!”

 

Regular Alcohol Drinkers Have Lower Risk of Diabetes:  According to a new study that looked at more than 70,000 Danish people, those who drink small to moderate amounts of alcohol on a frequent basis are less likely to develop diabetes than people who don’t drink at all.  Now, of course I’m no medical professional, but just on the surface – I’d have to say drinking sounds like it would be a hell of a lot more fun than diabetes.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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