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Trump Says He Has Total Confidence in Jeff Sessions

Trump Says He Has Total Confidence in Jeff Sessions:  Amid reports that Attorney General Jeff Sessions had talks with Russia’s ambassador to the U.S. without disclosing it during his confirmation hearing, President Donald Trump said he wants to make it perfectly clear that he has “total confidence” in the Attorney General.  To further reinforce the point, an Administration spokesperson added that “not only does our President have the upmost confidence in Sessions, so does Russian President Vladimir Putin.”

 

NASA Considers Magnetic Shield to Help Mars Grow an Atmosphere:  NASA Planetary Science Division Director Jim Green says the agency is considering launching a magnetic shield towards Mars which could help warm the red planet and possibly allow it to become more habitable.  NASA says they believe the least costly way to accomplish this would most likely be to launch tens of thousands of refrigerators with magnets already attached to the doors in a massive rocket which would then robotically unload and set them upright on the surface of the red planet.  An added benefit would be notes could be attached under the magnets on the refrigerator doors which could provide future colonizers with useful and fun facts about the red planet once the planet became habitable again.

 

Caterpillar Headquarters Raided by the Feds:  Caterpillar has confirmed that Federal agents arrived at their global headquarters and began seizing documents and electronic records concerning its relationships with U.S. and non-U.S. subsidiaries.  Federal agents report no one at Caterpillar would talk to them during the raid prompting agents to ask “what’s the matter, Cat’s got your tongue?”  Anyway, its kind of sad to see this happen to such an iconic company so Deere to all of our hearts.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump Wanted Military Tactical Vehicles for Inaugural Parade

Trump Wanted Military Tactical Vehicles for Inaugural Parade:  E-mails obtained via the Freedom of Information Act show President Trump’s White House transition staff wanted the Pentagon to display a show of military tactical vehicles for his inaugural parade.  Hell – forget about Putin, this guy wants to bring back Khrushchev and Brezhnev.

 

Baptist President Claims Christians Should Avoid Yoga:  Southern Baptist Seminary President Albert Mohler is calling on all Christians to avoid practices such as yoga and meditation, proclaiming that they are not compatible with Christianity.  Come to think of it, he may have a point.  I’ve taken quite a few yoga classes and can’t recall them ever mentioning the importance of overthrowing foreign governments, persecuting intellectuals or intimidating homosexuals.

 

Trump Lawyers Go After Teen Girl’s Website:  President Trump’s legal team has been busy this week trying to shut down a teen girl’s website where users try to scratch Trump’s face with tiny little kitchen paws.  I suppose its fine – if you want to spend all your time fighting with a little girl, but if I were him, I think I’d save my lawyers for the impeachment proceedings.  But knowing Trump, he’s probably thinking something like “after I settle the score with this teenage girl, SNL, mean journalists and Rosie O’Donnell, I’ll get around to telling the Generals about that secret plan to defeat ISIS I’ve been talking about all this time.”

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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