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Antibiotics Sales Used in U.S. Farm Animals Rose Last Year

Antibiotics Sales Used in U.S. Farm Animals Rose Last Year:  The U.S. Food and Drug Administration reports that sales and distribution of antibiotics for use in farm animals significantly increased last year.  Oh, just perfect!  As if the lines at CVS, Walgreens and Rite-Aid weren’t long enough, now we’re gonna have to wait behind a bunch of farm animals trying to get their prescriptions filled also.

 

World’s First Solar Road Opens in France:  The Normandy village of Tourouvre-au-Perche is home to the world’s first road paved with solar panels, which will produce enough electricity to power the town’s streetlights.  So next time some wise ass asks you “so why’d the chicken cross the road,” you can tell them “it didn’t – it got electrocuted.”

 

Weight Watchers Stock Soaring After Oprah Weight Loss Claims:  Weight Watchers stock is going through the roof after major Weight Watchers investor Oprah Winfrey claims to have lost 40 pounds on the system in a new ad.  And while I wish Oprah nothing but the best, if I were a Weight Watchers investor – I would certainly consider cashing in the stock now, just in case her other investment in Pizza Hut starts paying off.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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