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Trump Agrees To Meet North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un 768w, 1024w, 1600w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Agrees To Meet North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un:  In a rather surprising move, President Donald Trump has agreed in principle to meet directly with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, in what could be the biggest breakthrough in the tense nuclear saber-rattling that’s been going on since the President took office in January 2017.



Now let’s see, we’ll have two big fat, narcissistic psychopaths with bad haircuts locked-up in the same room?  Pardon my skepticism, but I don’t see how this could end well for anybody.  My guess is, Trump just agreed to this meet so he can compare nuclear button sizes.  Meanwhile, North Korea agreed because Donald Trump is about the only person on Earth who could actually make someone like Kim Jong Un look good.


Of course, Trump supporters are quick to define this meeting as yet another great accomplishment of their dear leader – and to some degree, I agree with them.  I mean, under President Trump – we’ve had the biggest stock market drop ever in a single day, the most White House staffers who were forced to quit or get fired in a single year and lastly – Mr Trump has the distinction of having the absolute lowest approval rating of any president in the history of the country.  Of course, in all fairness to the President – he’s still quite popular in Russia.


And now, to add insult to injury, we’re gonna have to listen to Trump taking credit for cooling tensions which he created in the first place.  And in an attempt to boost America’s prestige with Kim and the North Koreans, its been rumored he may ask Stormy Daniels to accompany him to some of the meetings.  My guess is that Trump will emerge from the meetings and announce he’s made a historic agreement with Kim Jong-un – to build a new Trump golf course and luxury hotel in North Korea.  Now the about the only question that remains is – can we also get the North Koreans to agree to host WrestleMania 2020?

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