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Ohio Woman Busted After Soliciting Sex for Nachos

Ohio Woman Busted After Soliciting Sex for Nachos:  An Ohio woman has been arrested in the parking lot of Beaver Township’s Los Gallos Mexican Restaurant after telling an undercover cop that she would provide a sex act for $60 and a large order of nachos.  Wow, that’s really cheesy, but then again – this is Beaver Township – what do ya expect?  Police say the fact that she requested both food and money proves she’s nacho typical prostitute.  And if she’d do that for nachos, makes you wonder what she’d do for a Klondike bar?  I’m assuming the undercover cop had enough hard evidence to make the arrest.

 

German Doctors Advise Public to Walk Like Penguins:  German trauma surgeons are advising the public to walk like penguins and lean the torso forward to avoid slipping on pavements during freezing temperatures.  Yea, it starts innocently enough with walking like penguins, and before you know it – they’re goose-stepping again.

 

Ohio Man Accused of Semen Attacks in Walmart:  Police in Ohio have arrested a 26-year-old man accused of squirting semen onto women at a Walmart on multiple occasions after using the store’s bathroom to masturbate into a syringe.  He masturbated into a syringe?  Talk about a tiny penis!  I hate to judge, but its almost enough to make you think this guy may have some unresolved issues.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Two thirds of World’s Vertebrate Wildlife Will Be Lost by 2020

lost-vertebratesTwo thirds of World’s Vertebrate Wildlife Will Be Lost by 2020:  A new report from the World Wide Fund for Nature (WWF) predicts that by the end of the decade, 67% of all vertebrate wildlife will be lost.  Perhaps, but it just seems impossible that so many could be lost when apps like Google Maps and Waze are everywhere.

 

19269218_bg2Teacher Busted for Bestiality in Phoenix:  Authorities say a middle-school music teacher was among two men arrested at a Phoenix motel, charged with using the internet to connect with dog owners who offered their canines for sex.  Police say the men also humiliated the animals – putting collars around their necks and demanding that they bark like a dog.

 

dogsWalmart Recalls Miley Cyrus Jewelry:  Walmart is pulling an entire line of Miley Cyrus brand necklaces and bracelets after tests found the jewelry contained high levels of cadmium – which isn’t dangerous if simply worn, but can be highly toxic if someone sucks on the jewelry.  Walmart says the recall was necessary because only a “sucker” would buy something like this.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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