Warren Sapp recently challenged Michael Phelps to a televised swimming duel. Sapp was doing surprisingly well until the harpoon got him.
Warren Sapp - 13 Jokes

Sapp Swims Vs. Phelps
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Warren Sapp Eats a LOT
Former NFL star Warren Sapp was spotted eating two giant racks of lamb at a Philly restaurant. We're not sure what he ordered for his main course.

Warren Sapp Also Retires
Turns out Warren Sapp announced his retirement on the same day as Brett Favre. Both of Sapp's fans were crushed. Of course, that could have just happened when he hugged them.

Sapp Drops 50 Pounds
Warren Sapp reported to Raiders Camp 50 pounds lighter and can now be weighed by conventional equipment. When asked how he did it, Sapp told reporters he skipped lunch.