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Kushner Using Private E-mail Account for White House Business

Kushner Using Private E-mail Account for White House Business:  According to a new report, Donald Trump’s son-in-law and senior advisor Jared Kushner has been using his private email account to conduct official White House business.  While that certainly exposes a huge hypocrisy on their part, I suppose one could argue what state secrets could Kushner possibly reveal that Donald Trump hasn’t already made public in some early morning volcanic tweet storm?  Personally, I’m not so concerned about his e-mails as I am with why is it that every time I see a picture of this guy – I immediately think “undertaker?”

 

Humans and Neanderthals More Similar Than Previously Thought:  A remarkably preserved 49,000-year-old skeleton of a Neanderthal child found in a limestone cave in Spain, indicates that Neanderthal kids developed in a very similar way that modern Homo sapiens do.  While I’m no anthropologist, I can see those similarities myself.  After all, Neanderthals frequently used stone tools – and modern humans smoke weed and frequently use tools when they are stoned.  The parallels are just plain eerie if you ask me.

 

Trump Turns Pro Sports Into Political Battleground:  During a recent rally in Alabama, President Trump turned professional sports into a political battleground by calling on teams to fire athletes who kneel during the national anthem – and then calling former San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick an SOB.  I think the lesson to be learned here is that it’s probably a good idea to make sure you have at least 50 heavily armed Secret Service guys guarding you before you start referring to huge NFL players as SOB’s.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Long Lost Engagement Ring Turns Up Wrapped Around Carrot

Long Lost Engagement Ring Turns Up Wrapped Around Carrot:  An Alberta woman found her 84-year-old mother-in-law’s lost engagement ring – lost 13 years ago while pulling weeds in her yard – wrapped around one of the carrots she pulled from her mother-in-law’s backyard garden.  Now I knew trees had rings, but who knew carrots had them too?  In addition, a local jeweler informed the woman her ring has increased in value by one carrot since it had been lost.  Frankly, I’m just surprised it didn’t turnip sooner – she’s bean looking for it a long time now.

 

Cities Quietly Removing Confederate Memorials:  In the aftermath of the recent deadly Charlottesville protests, mayors and city officials across the nation are quickly and quietly removing any Confederate memorials they may have within their jurisdictions.  Observers say these Confederate memorials seem to be disappearing faster than CEO’s from President Trump’s Business Councils.

 

Bizarre Dinosaur is Missing Evolutionary Link:  Researchers say an unusual vegetarian dinosaur called Chilesaurus – who had the silhouette of a flesh-ripping velociraptor – whose fossilized remains were unearthed in southern Chile 13 years ago, is a missing link in dinosaur evolution.  OK – fine, but that still doesn’t tell us whether the creature was simply a regular vegetarian or was it a vegan?  Don’t you think we have the right to know if this “vegetarian” Chilesaurus also abstained from cheese and dairy?  I mean, is that too much to ask?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Trump Threatens Venezuela With Possible Military Option

Trump Threatens Venezuela With Possible Military Option:  Speaking to reporters from his New Jersey golf course, President Trump further escalated his warnings against foreign powers, this time threatening the possibility of military intervention in Venezuela.  After all this, many are starting to wonder which country Trump will threaten next.  One thing’s for sure, with Trump in the White House, we’ll never have to worry about repeating Napoleon and Hitler’s big mistake of invading Russia.

 

South Carolina Issues Lizard People Warning During Eclipse:  The South Carolina Emergency Management Division is officially cautioning citizens of that state “to remain ever vigilant,” because the upcoming solar eclipse is likely to coincide with an increase in paranormal activity in the form of “lizard people” sightings.  And this is coming from a state which hasn’t legalized marijuana, so they can’t blame it on the weed.  Personally, I think there’s just one hell of a lot of people in South Carolina and Northern Florida who happen to be damn good at catching flies with their tongues, which may account for the confusing sightings.

 

Coffee Boosts Brain’s Ability to Store Long-Term Memory: Scientists have found that a shot of caffeine greatly enhances the brain’s ability to store long-term memories. Too bad, because I was hoping that one-day I could forget just how much money I spend at Starbucks.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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