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Trump to Donate First-Quarter Salary to National Park Service

Trump to Donate First-Quarter Salary to National Park Service:  White House press secretary Sean Spicer says President Trump has chosen to donate his salary for the first quarter of the year – a total of $78,333 – to the National Park Service.  So he cuts the Department of Interior budget by $1.5 billion and then donates $78k?  I’m no accountant, but that sounds like “Trump change” to me.  Please let us know when the check clears.  I’ve heard the NBA really likes Trump’s checks because they bounce so well.

 

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Report Says Cases of Pets Ingesting Marijuana Rising:  The LA Times is reporting that incidences of pets ingesting marijuana in pot-friendly states is increasing.  In the midst of this disturbing news, I’m happy to report that my cat Pikey has been clean and sober for nearly three years and is now helping other troubled cats to lead sober lives.

 

Jerry Jones Says NFL Should Drop Marijuana Ban:  Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told a recent meeting of NFL owners that he believes the league should drop its prohibition on marijuana use.  Mark my words, if you let Jones and the Cowboys implement this policy, pretty soon just about everyone in the NFL will want to be “keeping up with the Joneses.”  And do we really want to replace all the cheerleaders with vending machines on the sidelines?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

New Study Claims Pot Could Lead to Cardiac Risks

New Study Claims Pot Could Lead to Cardiac Risks: According to a new study just released, researchers at Philadelphia’s Einstein Medical Center say there may be a connection between marijuana use and increased cardiac risks – including stroke.  Well of course pot can lead to heart failure – especially when you first realize you’ve run out!  Hell, the way I look at it, if Trump’s election didn’t give me a heart attack, there’s not much chance smoking a joint’s gonna kill me.

 

Colossal 3,000-Year-Old Statue Unearthed in Cairo: In what is being called a most important archaeological find, a team of archaeologists from Egypt and Germany have removed the head of a giant 3,000-year-old statue thought to depict Ramses II, and are now trying to figure out how to remove the huge torso portion of the statue. The archaeologists faced community criticism for removing parts of the statue with a crane, but countered by saying “hey, it isn’t our fault Ramses II had such a fat ass.”

 

Trump Claiming He Didn’t Know Flynn an Agent for Turkey:  The White House is claiming that President Trump did not know until this week his former national security adviser, Michael Flynn, had been working as an agent for Turkey, although the information was told to the Trump team before Donald Trump took office.  Gee, stuff like that could almost lead someone to conclude that perhaps it might not be the refugees who need the “extreme vetting.”

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Scientists Teleport Particle Hundreds of Miles

Scientists Teleport Particle Hundreds of Miles:  Paving the way for more ambitious and futuristic breakthroughs, a team of Chinese scientists have for the first time “teleported” a photon hundreds of miles using a process known as “quantum entanglement.”  Scientists say that of all the possible applications for this new technology, perhaps the most exciting is the potential impact something like this could have on future pizza delivery.

 

Hoarder With History of Animal Abuse Eaten by Pet Wolf Dogs:  The remains of an elderly woman who spent decades abusing animals were found inside her western Kentucky home and authorities believe that the parts of her body not found were consumed by some of her 50 pet wolf dogs.  Perhaps adding to the tragedy is the fact that her death means the local Walmart just lost another paying customer.

 

Pot-Infused Coffee Pods for Sale in Nevada:  A company named Brewbudz is now offering a line of THC-infused K-cup pods in Nevada for Keurig-style coffee makers with a bit of cannabis laced into them.  You can bet that’ll make your ears perk up next time someone asks you “I’m brewing a ‘pot’ of coffee, would you like some?”

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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