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Sean Spicer Claims He Made Mistakes, But Didn’t Lie

Sean Spicer Claims He Made Mistakes, But Didn’t Lie:  In his first wide-ranging television interview, former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer says he made mistakes, but doesn’t think that he lied.  I hate to be judgmental, but isn’t it time for some self-evaluation when you find yourself lying about your lying?  Why not just admit it was simply your job as Press Secretary to relay all the lies the President wanted told to the American public?

 

Study Finds Plant-Eating Dinosaurs Strayed from Strict Veggie Diet:  A new study of fossilized droppings indicates that what were previously believed to be strictly vegetarian dinosaurs – occasionally broke their veggie diet to dine on crabs during certain times of the year.  Hell, that can be explained easily enough.  There just weren’t that many vegetarian restaurants back in those days which would have made it extremely difficult for many of the dinosaurs to get reservations.

 

Apple Unveils Three New iPhones:  During their first assembly at the new Steve Jobs Theater, Apple unveiled the 3rd generation Apple Watch, a new and improved Apple TV and three new iPhones.  Yea and the new iPhones were the iPhone 8, the iPhone 8 Plus and the iPhone X – which is essentially an iPhone 8 Plus – a whole lot more money.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Study Finds Mediterranean Diet Only Works If You’re Rich

Study Finds Mediterranean Diet Only Works If You’re Rich:  According to a new study, the so-called “Mediterranean diet” – rich in fruits, vegetables, fish and whole grains and world-famous for being heart-healthy, only seems to provide cardiovascular advantages to the wealthy and highly educated.  In response, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos is urging all America’s young people who wish to live healthy lives to study hard, attend only the most prestigious schools and accept only the best paying jobs society has to offer.

 

Secret Service Leaves Trump Tower After Feud Over Lease:  According to the reports, the Secret Service who are tasked with guarding the President, has vacated their post at Trump Tower in Manhattan after President Trump clashed with the organization “over the terms of a lease for the space they were occupying in the building.”  Gee, one would assume a “real” billionaire would comp the rent – given that its for protecting he and his family.  Guess instead of taking that proverbial bullet for the President, the Secret Service has decided to take a bullet train the hell out of there.  Just as well, maybe the Russians just needed the space anyway.

 

First Human Embryo Editing Corrects Gene for Heart Condition:  Scientists have successfully edited the DNA of human embryos to erase an inherited heart condition known for causing sudden death in young competitive athletes – opening up the possibility of eliminating many inherited and deadly diseases, but also opening up the doors to a controversial new era in medicine.  In related news, the Trump Administration announced it has asked Attorney General Sessions to look into the possibility of bringing up the scientists on charges of witchcraft.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Deadly Herpes Virus Threatening Pacific Oysters

Deadly Herpes Virus Threatening Pacific Oysters:  A deadly herpes virus is threatening Pacific oysters, the world’s most popular and valuable oyster species – and scientists say it’s almost certain to spread more widely in our globally connected world.  Oh great!  Try explaining that one to your wife or your husband – that nasty case of herpes you have – you caught it from an oyster.

 

Blood Leaks Onto Road From Funeral Home:  Neighborhood residents living in Baton Rouge, must have thought they were in the middle of a horror movie when they spotted a large pool of blood mixed with embalming fluid which had leaking out onto the street from a storage tank located behind the Greenoaks Funeral Home.  Louisiana health officials warn that if the blood isn’t cleaned up in a timely manner, it could pose a serious health threat to nearby residents – because that much blood could very likely attract vampires to the area.

 

Skin Patch Melts Love Handles in Lab Mice:  Science Daily reports that researchers have developed a medicated skin patch that dissolved fat in targeted areas of lab mice – and future testing could reveal that the patches may one day also treat things such as obesity and diabetes.  Forget about treating obesity and diabetes for a minute – as far as I’m concerned, the big story here is that mice are actually burdened with love handles.  Good grief, who knew it was an issue?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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