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Study Suggests Obesity Dulls Sense of Taste

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Fat-Mouse-768x512... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Fat-Mouse.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Suggests Obesity Dulls Sense of Taste:  According to new research, obesity dulled the sense of taste in mice by as a much as 25%, information which scientists hope can be used to provide insights into treating human obesity.  Come on – what difference does it make if overweight mice lose 25% of their sense of taste?  I mean, it’s not like their into fine dining or anything.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Kellyanne-Conway-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Kellyanne-Conway-... 1004w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Kellyanne Conway Considering White House Communications Director Role:  The Atlantic is reporting that Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway is close to accepting the position of White House communications director.  After issues with previous communications director Hope Hicks, all potential candidates must now submit to a lie detector test to get the job – but in the case of the Trump Administration, its more to determine how proficient they are at lying.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Mark-Zuckerberg.jpg 645w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Zuckerberg Admits Facebook Made Some Mistakes:  Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has broken his days-long silence over a data scandal that has engulfed his company, admitting that the social networking site has “made mistakes” and promises to rectify the situation.  Oh my gosh – apparently we’ve created this online service which can be exploited by billionaires and neo-fascist operatives to undermine democracy – oops!

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Lost Amazon Villages Uncovered by Archaeologists

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Lost Amazon Villages Uncovered by Archaeologists:  Once people assumed the Amazon was a near-uninhabited rainforest, but researchers say they have found new evidence of 81 sites in previously uncharted territory, that prove it was in fact a hive of human activity and home to millions of people.  Researchers are quick to point out that while most of these Amazon villages appear to have once been thriving, most lacked the convenience of next-day Prime delivery our modern-day Amazon offers.  After all, you can’t really expect next-day delivery if you’re living in a “lost village.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Stormy-Daniels-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Stormy-Daniels-75... 750w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Stormy-Daniels.jpg 1463w" sizes="(max-width: 220px) 100vw, 220px" />After Stormy – Many Wonder How Much Porn Stars Make:  With Donald Trump’s alleged payoff of porn star Stormy Daniels all over the news, many are left wondering just how much does a porn star really make?  Well, if my math is correct – she swatted Trump’s fat ass with a magazine a couple of times and then deposited a check for $130K into her bank account.  That breaks down to $65,000 per swat.  I have to assume that’s a helluva lot better payday than anybody working on the police swat team.

 

 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Nickelback-768x57... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Nickelback.jpg 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Finds Attending Concerts Can Increase Lifespan:  According to a new study, people who regularly attend live concert shows experience a 21% increase in the feeling of well-being, which researchers now believe can help prolong one’s lifespan.  The one possible exception may be a Nickelback concert, where you’re more likely to wish you were dead.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Amazon Files for Patent to Have Alexia Listen to Our Conversations

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Amazon-Echo-Dot.jpg 333w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Amazon Files for Patent to Have Alexia Listen to Our Conversations:  Amazon has filed for a controversial patent that could allow its Echo devices to one day listen in on our conversations in order to “assist us with user recommendations for Amazon products.”  

 

See, this which is precisely why, when I’m talking to Alexia, I always whisper – so Jeff Bezos can’t hear what the hell we’re talking about.  Mark my words – next, they’ll be coming out with an Alexia that constantly disagrees with you – for people who just love a good argument.  “Alexia, what’s the weather like today?”  “I don’t know.  Why don’t you get your big, fat ass off the couch, open the door and take a look outside you fat, lazy bum?”  Or how about this – “Alexa, who’s really the biggest dork, Jeff Bezos or Mark Zuckerberg?”  

 

But, all kidding aside, these Echos must be secure.  I mean hell, its my understanding that President Trump even has one in the Oval Office…”Alexa, launch some cruise missiles toward Syria!”  Now personally, I’m totally comfortable with Alexia, but that’s because I made it perfectly clear when I brought her home – that “its gonna be my house, and my rules.”  That said, if I ever do find out my Amazon Echo has been spying on me, my next command will be “Alexa…sell yourself on eBay.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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