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New Study Claims Pot Could Lead to Cardiac Risks

New Study Claims Pot Could Lead to Cardiac Risks: According to a new study just released, researchers at Philadelphia’s Einstein Medical Center say there may be a connection between marijuana use and increased cardiac risks – including stroke.  Well of course pot can lead to heart failure – especially when you first realize you’ve run out!  Hell, the way I look at it, if Trump’s election didn’t give me a heart attack, there’s not much chance smoking a joint’s gonna kill me.

 

Colossal 3,000-Year-Old Statue Unearthed in Cairo: In what is being called a most important archaeological find, a team of archaeologists from Egypt and Germany have removed the head of a giant 3,000-year-old statue thought to depict Ramses II, and are now trying to figure out how to remove the huge torso portion of the statue. The archaeologists faced community criticism for removing parts of the statue with a crane, but countered by saying “hey, it isn’t our fault Ramses II had such a fat ass.”

 

Trump Claiming He Didn’t Know Flynn an Agent for Turkey:  The White House is claiming that President Trump did not know until this week his former national security adviser, Michael Flynn, had been working as an agent for Turkey, although the information was told to the Trump team before Donald Trump took office.  Gee, stuff like that could almost lead someone to conclude that perhaps it might not be the refugees who need the “extreme vetting.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Fox Offered Megyn Kelly a $100 Million Package

Fox Offered Megyn Kelly a $100 Million Package:  Its being reported that Megyn Kelly was offered a huge $100 million package to remain with Fox News, but chose to go with NBC anyway.  Get serious!  Are we really supposed to believe that Roger Ailes has a $100 million package?

 

Study Finds Sugar-Free Soft Drinks Do Not Aid Weight Loss:  A new study found that soft drinks made with artificial sweeteners, such as diet colas, do not help people lose weight and may be as big a part of the obesity problem as the full-sugar versions.  Too bad because a friend just gave me a full case of diet sodas for Christmas – which I thought was really sweet.

 

Radio Signals Traced to Galaxy 3 Billion Light-Years Away:  A mysterious radio signal that has confounded scientists for a number of years has finally been traced to a small galaxy more than 3 billion light-years away.  Astronomers say there’s not much use in trying to radio them back, given that the only person who’s likely to still be around in another 3 billion years will be Keith Richards.

 

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

NASA Stunned by Photo of Saturn Moon Pan

NASA Stunned by Photo of Saturn Moon Pan:  A new photograph taken by NASA’s Cassini spacecraft, shows a close-up of Saturn’s elusive and odd looking moon “Pan,” prompting some to call the object “space ravioli.”  Humm, Pan-fried space ravioli?  While it does sound rather good, I seriously doubt if its worth going all the way to Saturn for.

 

Gluten Free Diet May Raise Your Risk of Type 2 Diabetes:  While celebrities suck as Gwyneth Paltrow, Victoria Beckham and Miley Cyrus have promoted the glories of going gluten free, new research suggests that people without celiac disease or a gluten intolerance may be unnecessarily raising their risk of type 2 diabetes by following the trendy diet.  In addition, research found that it also dramatically raises the risk that restaurant servers will refer to you as a Type-A asshole.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Genetics-300x300.jpg 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Genetics.jpg 500w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />GOP Bill Allows Companies to Obtain Employee Genetic Information:  House Democrats and a number of privacy advocacy groups came out against a House GOP-sponsored bill that would reportedly make it easier for employers to gain access to genetic information about their employees and their families.  Companies counter that they need this information in order to screen out applicants who may have been raised by wolves.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Trump Issues Executive Order to Defeat ISIS in 30 Days

Trump Issues Executive Order to Defeat ISIS in 30 Days:  President Trump has signed an executive order which instructs the U.S. military’s Joint Chiefs of staff to come up with a plan in 30 days to defeat ISIS.  In other executive actions, the President issued orders directing the National Institutes of Health (NIH) to come up with a plan to cure cancer, Athletes Foot and Herpes Simplex 2 in the next 30 days.

 

Study Finds Depression Poses Risk to Heart Health:  A new study out of Germany suggests that depression poses just as great a risk to your heart health as those more familiar heart disease contributors such as smoking, high cholesterol and obesity.  In response, a Trump appointee to the National Institutes of Health (NIH) is suggesting that “everyone just cheer up.”

 

Hasbro’s New Line of Robotic Cats for Seniors:  Hasbro has just come out with a line of $99 robot cats, specially designed to act as companion pets for people in old folks homes.  Geez, $99 for a fake cat?  That’s a lot of scratch!  And of course artificial hairballs will have to be purchased extra.  On a positive note, when some senile old batty forgets to feed the damn thing, nobody gonna get hurt.  “Give it new batteries Grandma, not canned tuna!”  As for me, I’ve left specific instructions for my family that, if it ever comes down to this – just pull the frigg’n plug on me.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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