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Fox Offered Megyn Kelly a $100 Million Package

Fox Offered Megyn Kelly a $100 Million Package:  Its being reported that Megyn Kelly was offered a huge $100 million package to remain with Fox News, but chose to go with NBC anyway.  Get serious!  Are we really supposed to believe that Roger Ailes has a $100 million package?

 

Study Finds Sugar-Free Soft Drinks Do Not Aid Weight Loss:  A new study found that soft drinks made with artificial sweeteners, such as diet colas, do not help people lose weight and may be as big a part of the obesity problem as the full-sugar versions.  Too bad because a friend just gave me a full case of diet sodas for Christmas – which I thought was really sweet.

 

Radio Signals Traced to Galaxy 3 Billion Light-Years Away:  A mysterious radio signal that has confounded scientists for a number of years has finally been traced to a small galaxy more than 3 billion light-years away.  Astronomers say there’s not much use in trying to radio them back, given that the only person who’s likely to still be around in another 3 billion years will be Keith Richards.

 

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump Issues Executive Order to Defeat ISIS in 30 Days

Trump Issues Executive Order to Defeat ISIS in 30 Days:  President Trump has signed an executive order which instructs the U.S. military’s Joint Chiefs of staff to come up with a plan in 30 days to defeat ISIS.  In other executive actions, the President issued orders directing the National Institutes of Health (NIH) to come up with a plan to cure cancer, Athletes Foot and Herpes Simplex 2 in the next 30 days.

 

Study Finds Depression Poses Risk to Heart Health:  A new study out of Germany suggests that depression poses just as great a risk to your heart health as those more familiar heart disease contributors such as smoking, high cholesterol and obesity.  In response, a Trump appointee to the National Institutes of Health (NIH) is suggesting that “everyone just cheer up.”

 

Hasbro’s New Line of Robotic Cats for Seniors:  Hasbro has just come out with a line of $99 robot cats, specially designed to act as companion pets for people in old folks homes.  Geez, $99 for a fake cat?  That’s a lot of scratch!  And of course artificial hairballs will have to be purchased extra.  On a positive note, when some senile old batty forgets to feed the damn thing, nobody gonna get hurt.  “Give it new batteries Grandma, not canned tuna!”  As for me, I’ve left specific instructions for my family that, if it ever comes down to this – just pull the frigg’n plug on me.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Antibiotics Sales Used in U.S. Farm Animals Rose Last Year

Antibiotics Sales Used in U.S. Farm Animals Rose Last Year:  The U.S. Food and Drug Administration reports that sales and distribution of antibiotics for use in farm animals significantly increased last year.  Oh, just perfect!  As if the lines at CVS, Walgreens and Rite-Aid weren’t long enough, now we’re gonna have to wait behind a bunch of farm animals trying to get their prescriptions filled also.

 

World’s First Solar Road Opens in France:  The Normandy village of Tourouvre-au-Perche is home to the world’s first road paved with solar panels, which will produce enough electricity to power the town’s streetlights.  So next time some wise ass asks you “so why’d the chicken cross the road,” you can tell them “it didn’t – it got electrocuted.”

 

Weight Watchers Stock Soaring After Oprah Weight Loss Claims:  Weight Watchers stock is going through the roof after major Weight Watchers investor Oprah Winfrey claims to have lost 40 pounds on the system in a new ad.  And while I wish Oprah nothing but the best, if I were a Weight Watchers investor – I would certainly consider cashing in the stock now, just in case her other investment in Pizza Hut starts paying off.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Squirrel With Plague Detected In California Campground

squirrelhttp://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Squirrel-300x300.png 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Squirrel.png 450w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Squirrel With Plague Detected In California Campground:  According to a public health advisory, a ground squirrel found in a Los Angeles-area campground has tested positive for plague, causing authorities to shut down part of the Angeles National Forest for at least a week.  In an angry late night tweet, President-elect Donald Trump promised that as soon as he takes office, he plans to look into revoking squirrel camping privileges in all of our nation’s National Parks.

 

hawkinghttp://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Hawking-1-300x300... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Hawking-1.jpg 630w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Hawking Issues Another Warning to Humanity:  Fresh from warning us about the dangers of contacting ET, renowned theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking is now appearing in an anti-obesity campaign ad for a Swedish non-profit, cautioning everyone that obesity is one of the most serious public health problems of the 21st century.  One thing’s for sure, when that Stephen Hawking workout video comes out, that should bring a lot of attention for the cause.

 

speed-of-lightTheory Challenging Einstein’s Speed to Be Tested:  A new paper describes for the first time how scientists can test a controversial idea that speed of light is not a constant as Einstein claimed.  Fine, test anything you want, but just don’t screw up my GPS.  I have to be somewhere tomorrow afternoon.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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