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Jared Kushner Registered to Vote As a Woman in NY

Jared Kushner Registered to Vote As a Woman in NY:  Records show White House senior adviser and Presidential son-in-law Jared Kushner has been registered to vote in New York as a woman for the past eight years.

 

Initially, everyone simply wrote the whole thing off as a clerical error – that is until White House staffers reported hearing Shania Twain’s “Man, I Feel Like a Woman” blasting out of Kushner’s West Wing office.

 

And talk about a Republican’s worst nightmare, it almost sounds as if a certain someone may have been using the “wrong” bathroom for the last eight years.  That’s not gonna sit very well with the President’s loyal evangelical followers.  It’s almost enough to make them forget about all those kneeling NFL players.

 

That said, checking female on your voter registration form could have some pretty serious implications, like Republicans may demand that Kushner only be paid 80% of his current salary – and it’s a sure bet when he attends some of those White House staff meetings, President Trump will begin touching him in some pretty creepy ways.  On a positive note though, he’ll now be eligible to apply for a Saudi Arabian driver’s license.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Ivanka Trump Given West Wing Office and Access to Classified Info

Ivanka Trump Given West Wing Office and Access to Classified Info:  According to sources, Ivanka Trump now has a West Wing office and will get a security clearance giving her access to classified information – cementing her role as a powerful White House influence – even though she’s technically not serving as a government employee.

 

Wow – with her husband already a senior presidential adviser, sounds like the Trumps have really hit pay dirt!  Of course, way back in the day, we’d be referring to all of them as a crime family – but of course the is a Brave New World.  While its not formally written into law, I believe the tradition is that if she remains on the job long enough, she may eventually have to change her name to Ivanka Jong Un.  Is it just me or does it appear that Trump actually believes his family will inherit the United States when he dies?

 

Now the big question is, what role will she assume  – Secretary of Textiles, Clothing and Costume Jewelry?  Or perhaps she’ll become the President’s “Primary Care Giver.”  Meanwhile, it looks as if we’re finally at the point where about the only appointments left to be made are making Tiffany Trump Secretary of Blogging and Leisure Travel and of course Dennis Rodman Ambassador to North Korea.

 

Anyway, my suggestion is grab yourself a beer or a glass of wine, buckle up and get ready for the first season of the all new reality show “The First Family.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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