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Ivanka Trump Given West Wing Office and Access to Classified Info

Ivanka Trump Given West Wing Office and Access to Classified Info:  According to sources, Ivanka Trump now has a West Wing office and will get a security clearance giving her access to classified information – cementing her role as a powerful White House influence – even though she’s technically not serving as a government employee.


Wow – with her husband already a senior presidential adviser, sounds like the Trumps have really hit pay dirt!  Of course, way back in the day, we’d be referring to all of them as a crime family – but of course the is a Brave New World.  While its not formally written into law, I believe the tradition is that if she remains on the job long enough, she may eventually have to change her name to Ivanka Jong Un.  Is it just me or does it appear that Trump actually believes his family will inherit the United States when he dies?


Now the big question is, what role will she assume  – Secretary of Textiles, Clothing and Costume Jewelry?  Or perhaps she’ll become the President’s “Primary Care Giver.”  Meanwhile, it looks as if we’re finally at the point where about the only appointments left to be made are making Tiffany Trump Secretary of Blogging and Leisure Travel and of course Dennis Rodman Ambassador to North Korea.


Anyway, my suggestion is grab yourself a beer or a glass of wine, buckle up and get ready for the first season of the all new reality show “The First Family.”

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