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Trump Hires 22-Year-Old Disney Star to Work in White House Press Office

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Caroline-Sunshine... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Caroline-Sunshine... 810w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Caroline-Sunshine... 1009w" sizes="(max-width: 237px) 100vw, 237px" />Trump Hires 22-Year-Old Disney Star to Work in White House Press Office:  CNN is reporting that 22-year-old Caroline Sunshine, best known for her work on the Disney Channel show “Shake It Up,” has just been hired to work in the White House press office.

 

You’re kidding – he’s hired someone named Caroline Sunshine?  Come on – is that supposed to be her real name or her stripper name?  Now wait a second, we’ve just gone from Stormy to Sunshine?  Don’t try and tell me climate change is a hoax!

 

On the other hand, I suppose hiring a Disney star makes sense when you consider the Trump Administration is basically a Mickey Mouse operation anyway.  Trump’s basically turned the White House into an amusement park.  And if one didn’t know better, one might conclude that Ms Sunshine got the job simply because she looks exactly like a younger version of favorite daughter Ivanka…oh wait!

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes Interview Attracted 22 Million Viewers

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Stormy-Daniels.png 476w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes Interview Attracted 22 Million Viewers:  CBS’s “60 Minutes” Anderson Cooper interview with pornographic film actress Stormy Daniels has garnered the highest ratings for the program in nearly a decade, drawing 22 million viewers.  Gotta give Anderson Cooper credit then, because its a pretty damn safe bet Donald Trump didn’t go 60 minutes with her.

 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Russian-Embassy-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Russian-Embassy-1... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Russian-Embassy.jpg 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Admin Throwing Out 60 Russian Diplomats:  The White House announced that they are throwing out 60 Russian diplomats in response to the poisoning of a former Russian spy in the UK.  In related news, Trump administration officials have just announced plans to reclassify Stormy Daniels as a Russian diplomat.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Combat-Squirrel.jpg 364w" sizes="(max-width: 223px) 100vw, 223px" />Trump to Throw Transgender Troops Out of the Armed Forces:  If President Trump goes through with plans to throw transgender people out of the military, experts warn this could very well create serious staffing shortages.  Fortunately, the President has found some well-trained, battle-ready combat soldiers who are willing to take their place.  And the good news is, they’re willing to work for peanuts – literally.

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Johnny Robish

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Trump Denies Knowing About Stormy Daniels Payout

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Donald-Trump-150x... 150w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Donald-Trump-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Donald-Trump-1024... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Denies Knowing About Stormy Daniels Payout:  President Trump denied knowing about a $130,000 payment his lawyer made to porn star Stormy Daniels who claims to have had a sexual encounter with him, an assertion that threatened to complicate his legal battle against her.  

 

So, if I’m understanding this correctly, President Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen secretly paid a porn star named Stormy Daniels $130,000 out of his own pocket and made her sign a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) about the sex she and the President never had.  Furthermore, Cohen is now threatening to sue Ms. Daniels for millions of dollars for breaking an agreement about something that never happened.  

 

Makes a lot of sense to me – on the other hand, I’m pretty heavily medicated.  One thing’s for sure, this story has to be destined to one day overtake that famous “the dog ate my homework” in the archives of the greatest whoppers ever told.  Meanwhile, over the White House loudspeakers they’re announcing ”Attention Mr. Michael Cohen, the bus President Trump plans to throw you under will be arriving shortly at Gate #3.  Please grab all your possessions and don’t forget to keep your mouth shut.”

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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