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Wimbledon Wants Women to Stop Grunting So Loud

gruntingWimbledon Wants Women to Stop Grunting So Loud:  Ian Ritchie, the head of Wimbledon told “The London Telegraph” that tennis players are grunting much too loudly and that he feels that the problem is mainly with the women.  Gee, I’m betting women just find this guy an absolute riot in the bedroom.


Clinton & TrumpClinton and Trump Release Health Information:  Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump released more detailed health information this week – Clinton through a statement issued by her campaign and Trump went on the Dr Oz show.  To no one’s surprise, both candidates were diagnosed as old.


boeing-737Boeing 737-300’s Are Being Used Too Much:  Aviation experts say that while the Boeing 737-300 is essentially an excellent plane, all the frequent flights that airlines require them to make could very well contribute to very dangerous fuselage ruptures.  So if I understand this correctly, Boeing 737-300’s are a terrific planes, just as long as you don’t fly them very often.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

This Way to Your "Private Box"!

This Way to Your Over at Wimbledon, first, John Isner and Nicholas Mahut gave us "the match that refused to end".  Next, Queen Elizabeth gives us "the snatch that refuses to croak".

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Neil Berliner

"Become the Funniest Version of Yourself" NeilBerlinerComedy.com
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"Become the Funniest Version of Yourself" - comedy coaching by Neil Berliner


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Fundamentalist Christian Group Builds Noah’s Ark Theme Park

Noah’s ArkFundamentalist Christian Group Builds Noah’s Ark Theme Park: Fundamentalist Christian organization Answers in Genesis (AiG) and its Australian-born president, Ken Ham are building a $101 million Noah’s Ark theme park on a 99-acre parcel of land in Kentucky, which will include a Jesus-riding dinosaur. Why build a Noah’s Ark theme park in Kentucky? I’m no Biblical scholar, but I’d have built the place in Portland or Seattle. Hell, 40 days and 40 nights of rain would be a piece of cake up there.


Pro TennisLeaked Files Expose Match-Fixing in Tennis: Recently leaked files expose match-fixing evidence that professional tennis authorities have kept secret for years, including violent threats, covert messages with Sicilian gamblers, suspicious matches at Wimbledon and dubious winners at Grand Slam tournaments. Wow, kind of makes you long for the good old days when doping in sports was the big issue. As far as dubious winners of Grand Slam’s are concerned, I feel as long as Denny’s continues to offer those breakfasts at current price levels, everyone wins.


FRANCE-SMOKING-TOBACCO-CIGARETTEMan Suffers Serious Burns After E-Cigarette Explodes: A Newport Beach man has suffered third-degree burns to his hand after the e-cigarette he was smoking exploded and burst into flames. Poor guy didn’t realize that the “e” in those e-cigarettes he purchased must have stood for “exploding.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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