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Republican Senator Rails Against People With Pre-Existing Conditions

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Sen-Johnson-300x3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Sen-Johnson.jpg 400w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Republican Senator Rails Against People With Pre-Existing Conditions:  During an interview with Meet the Press, Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) complained about how Obamacare rules forbid insurance companies from charging more for people with pre-existing conditions, pointing out that people with pre-existing conditions should be considered like “somebody who crashes their car” for insurance purposes.  Good grief, sounds like Senator Johnson does most of his thinking with his Johnson.  I wonder if that’s considered a pre-existing condition?

 

Mets Promote Tim Tebow to Advanced:  Even though his stats still are underwhelming, the Mets have promoted former Heisman Trophy winner and former NFL star Tim Tebow up to the Advanced A St Lucie Mets.  All I know is, after that last series with the Dodgers, the Mets could probably use someone with Tebow’s close ties to Jesus on their side.

 

English Woman Claims Her Cat is 28-Years-Old:  A woman in England is claiming that her female cat is about to celebrate her 28th birthday, which would make it the oldest cat in the world.  Wonder how that translates into Keith Richards years?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Scott Walker Wants Wisconsin to Stop Dictating How Much Kids Go to School

Scott Walker Wants Wisconsin to Stop Dictating How Much Kids Go to School:  If Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) has his way, the Badger State will become the first state to stop requiring students in public schools to spend a minimum number of hours in the classroom.

 

Because everyone knows you don’t properly educate a child by sending them to school, you do it by cutting taxes for the wealthy.  Hell, people in Wisconsin don’t need no education.  They can figger out most ever-thing they need to no off Twitter and Facebook.

 

Wisconsin’s new state motto -“Just Say No to School!”  And don’t think Gov. Walker doesn’t practice what he preaches.  In fact, Walker was a guy who was so attuned to the fallacy of education, that he didn’t bother to complete his.  True to his word, Walker’s vowed not rest until everyone in Wisconsin is equally as stupid as he is.

 

But the point here is – you don’t need an education to be a success.  Take Sean Hannity, he dropped out of school, but was lucky enough to be home schooled by the Koch Brothers.  And then there’s Rush Limbaugh – a college dropout who went on to become the GOP’s leading expert on climate change.

 

Besides Wisconsin, even without a proper education, you can still get into great schools like Trump University – that is, just as long as you can find somewhere to get a loan to pay for it.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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