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Melania Blasts Ivana Trump’s Claim to Be First Lady

Melania Blasts Ivana Trump’s Claim to Be First Lady:  Melania Trump’s spokeswoman slammed President Trump’s ex-wife Ivana as “attention seeking,” after she jokingly referred to herself as the “first lady” on Good Morning America while promoting her new book.


Gee, fighting over who’s really the First Lady?  Now I’m not all that good at math, but by my count, Melania is at best – only the “third” lady.  But all kidding aside, I suppose the only real way to settle this once and for all -Trump style – is to arrange for Melania, Ivana and Ivanka to have a mud wrestling contest – with Donald acting as referee.


I mean, as if turning the White House into an “adult day care center” wasn’t crazy enough, now we apparently have a soap opera going on there too.  Be sure to tune in next week for the next installment of “Real Housewives of Washington DC – White House Edition.”  I could be wrong, but I suspect Martha Washington never quite saw this coming.


And now that we have the ex and the current trophy wife squabbling back and forth in the media, it appears our country’s transition to banana republic is now nearly complete!  Who could’ve imagined that in less than a year, the Trumps would have managed to turn our historic White House into kind of a nouveau riche trailer park?


Of course, to be completely honest, it appears America doesn’t really care all that much who he’s married to – I mean, he certainly doesn’t.  And who could have guessed that Marla Maples would turn out to apparently be the most dignified of all the wives?  But now the question remains, if Trump continues his ban on immigrants – how’s he ever gonna fill that position when it finally comes time to find the next trophy wife?  Stay tuned!


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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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