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Melania Blasts Ivana Trump’s Claim to Be First Lady

Melania Blasts Ivana Trump’s Claim to Be First Lady:  Melania Trump’s spokeswoman slammed President Trump’s ex-wife Ivana as “attention seeking,” after she jokingly referred to herself as the “first lady” on Good Morning America while promoting her new book.

 

Gee, fighting over who’s really the First Lady?  Now I’m not all that good at math, but by my count, Melania is at best – only the “third” lady.  But all kidding aside, I suppose the only real way to settle this once and for all -Trump style – is to arrange for Melania, Ivana and Ivanka to have a mud wrestling contest – with Donald acting as referee.

 

I mean, as if turning the White House into an “adult day care center” wasn’t crazy enough, now we apparently have a soap opera going on there too.  Be sure to tune in next week for the next installment of “Real Housewives of Washington DC – White House Edition.”  I could be wrong, but I suspect Martha Washington never quite saw this coming.

 

And now that we have the ex and the current trophy wife squabbling back and forth in the media, it appears our country’s transition to banana republic is now nearly complete!  Who could’ve imagined that in less than a year, the Trumps would have managed to turn our historic White House into kind of a nouveau riche trailer park?

 

Of course, to be completely honest, it appears America doesn’t really care all that much who he’s married to – I mean, he certainly doesn’t.  And who could have guessed that Marla Maples would turn out to apparently be the most dignified of all the wives?  But now the question remains, if Trump continues his ban on immigrants – how’s he ever gonna fill that position when it finally comes time to find the next trophy wife?  Stay tuned!

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Our Sun is Losing Mass and Its Grip on Our Solar System

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Orbit-of-Planets-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Orbit-of-Planets-... 927w" sizes="(max-width: 271px) 100vw, 271px" />Our Sun is Losing Mass and Its Grip on Our Solar System:  A team of researchers at MIT has confirmed that as our sun gets older, it is losing mass – which makes its gravitational pull weaker and the orbit of our planets expand.  Sooooo, the all planet’s orbits are expanding?  I though 2017 seemed like one hell of a long year!

 

 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Polygamy.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Rebuilding Your Life After Leaving A Polygamous Sect:  In a recent article, a man who left a fundamentalist sect of the Mormon church that still practices polygamy, discussed some of the difficulties he experienced while attempting to transition back into mainstream society after leaving polygamy behind.  And while I’m certainly no expert on the subject, I would assume one the first thing an ex-polygamist might wanna do is scale-back his expectations a bit.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Arm-Wrestler.jpg 634w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Genetic Disorder Makes Man’s Right Arm Supersized:  A young German man’s genetic disorder has made his right arm supersized while his left arm remains normal, helping him earn eight German national arm wrestling championships as well as fourteen international championships.  Well, on thing’s for sure – after his arm wrestling career is over, he’ll have no problem finding work as someone’s “right-hand man.”

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Hawaii Emergency Management Employee Reassigned

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Hawaii-Alert.jpg 470w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Hawaii Emergency Management Employee Reassigned:  The Hawaii emergency management employee who set off a statewide panic on Saturday morning by sending out a false alarm about an incoming ballistic missile has been temporarily reassigned.  Emergency management officials are reassuring the public that everything is back under control and that the employee has been reassigned – to the tsunami emergency alert division.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Men-and-Women.jpg 560w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Scientists Confirm Men Are the Weaker Sex:  A new study concluded that men really are the weaker sex – because in times of famine, epidemic and hardship over the past 250 years, women have consistently outlived men.  Yea, well – I guess there are different types of strengths and weaknesses.  I just saw research which concluded women are actually the weaker sex – of course, that conclusion was based upon an “arm wrestling study.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Bionic-Hand.jpg 450w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Man’s Sense of Touch Restored with a Prosthetic Hand:  Nine years after he lost his hand in a fireworks accident, surgeons in Europe have surgically restored a man’s sense of touch on his prosthetic hand, marking the first time sensory feedback has ever been restored through a prosthetic.  All I can say is, its rather touching to think that now – when this guy gives someone the finger – he can really feel it.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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