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Two thirds of World’s Vertebrate Wildlife Will Be Lost by 2020

lost-vertebratesTwo thirds of World’s Vertebrate Wildlife Will Be Lost by 2020:  A new report from the World Wide Fund for Nature (WWF) predicts that by the end of the decade, 67% of all vertebrate wildlife will be lost.  Perhaps, but it just seems impossible that so many could be lost when apps like Google Maps and Waze are everywhere.

 

19269218_bg2Teacher Busted for Bestiality in Phoenix:  Authorities say a middle-school music teacher was among two men arrested at a Phoenix motel, charged with using the internet to connect with dog owners who offered their canines for sex.  Police say the men also humiliated the animals – putting collars around their necks and demanding that they bark like a dog.

 

dogsWalmart Recalls Miley Cyrus Jewelry:  Walmart is pulling an entire line of Miley Cyrus brand necklaces and bracelets after tests found the jewelry contained high levels of cadmium – which isn’t dangerous if simply worn, but can be highly toxic if someone sucks on the jewelry.  Walmart says the recall was necessary because only a “sucker” would buy something like this.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Korean Airlines Will Allow Crew to Use Taser Guns

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Taser-Gun-300x300... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Taser-Gun.jpg 325w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Korean Airlines Will Allow Crew to Use Taser Guns:  Korean Air Lines (KAL) says it will now allow crew members to use taser guns on rowdy passengers following an incident in which singer Richard Marx was forced to wrestle an uncontrollable passenger mid-flight.  So next time your flight attendant asks you to “please return your seat and tray to its full upright position,” it might be a good idea to pay attention.  And if this works as planned, the airline is also looking into the possibility of having staff both tase and neuter the parents of screaming babies.  Airline officials say passengers would likely find the whole thing much more entertaining than most of those crappy inflight movies.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Dressing-Room.jpg 250w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Woman Races Topless Through Store to Catch Peeping Tom:  A Kansas women raced topless across a Kohl’s department store in an effort to apprehend a man she caught videotaping her with his cellphone through a hole in the store’s dressing room.  I once had a friend who once reported a hole in the lady’s restroom door where she worked to her manager and he told her that he’d “look right into it.”

 

Study Finds Facebook Breaks Improve Mental Health:  A new study found that people who take at least a week off from Facebook reported a better sense of well-being and life satisfaction, as well as less envy of others.  I get it.  I mean – what could be worse than being “unfriended” by one of your closest Facebook friends you’ve never even met?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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