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North Korea’s Kim Jong Un Meets With Chinese President Xi

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Kim-and-Xi.jpg 618w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />North Korea’s Kim Jong Un Meets With Chinese President Xi:  During his meeting with Chinese President Xi Jinping, North Korea’s leader Kim Jong Un pledged his commitment to denuclearization and to meet U.S. officials, and China promised to uphold friendship with its isolated neighbor.  Wow, sounds like Kim got called to the principal’s office.  Either that, or he just got the munchies and thought he’d head up there for some take-out.  And while he’s in the neighborhood, perhaps President Xi could hook Kim up with a decent barber.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Irritable-Bowel-S... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Irritable-Bowel-S... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Irritable-Bowel-S... 1300w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Cases of Irritable Bowel Syndrome Increasing in US:  A recent study found that irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) now affects between 25 and 45 million people in the United States, with 2 out of 3 IBS sufferers being female.  What’s so surprising about that?  I mean, what bowel wouldn’t become irritated after all the crap they have to deal with on a daily basis?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Pope-Francis-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Pope-Francis.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Pope Francis Says There is No Hell:  In an interview with a leading liberal Italian newspaper, Pope Francis startled Christians and theologians worldwide by basically declaring that hell does not exist, adding that while good souls go to heaven, the souls of sinners simply vanish after death and are not subject to an eternity of punishment.  Well, I’ll be damned – finally a bit good news for Trump and his cabinet.

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