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Sean Spicer Claims He Made Mistakes, But Didn’t Lie

Sean Spicer Claims He Made Mistakes, But Didn’t Lie:  In his first wide-ranging television interview, former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer says he made mistakes, but doesn’t think that he lied.  I hate to be judgmental, but isn’t it time for some self-evaluation when you find yourself lying about your lying?  Why not just admit it was simply your job as Press Secretary to relay all the lies the President wanted told to the American public?

 

Study Finds Plant-Eating Dinosaurs Strayed from Strict Veggie Diet:  A new study of fossilized droppings indicates that what were previously believed to be strictly vegetarian dinosaurs – occasionally broke their veggie diet to dine on crabs during certain times of the year.  Hell, that can be explained easily enough.  There just weren’t that many vegetarian restaurants back in those days which would have made it extremely difficult for many of the dinosaurs to get reservations.

 

Apple Unveils Three New iPhones:  During their first assembly at the new Steve Jobs Theater, Apple unveiled the 3rd generation Apple Watch, a new and improved Apple TV and three new iPhones.  Yea and the new iPhones were the iPhone 8, the iPhone 8 Plus and the iPhone X – which is essentially an iPhone 8 Plus – a whole lot more money.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Pet Rats Linked to Seoul Virus Outbreak

Pet Rats Linked to Seoul Virus Outbreak:  The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention confirmed Friday that pet rats are the source of an outbreak of Seoul virus infections in Illinois and Wisconsin.  Local media reports the virus outbreak has led some rat owners to verbally abuse their pets, with some going so far as to call them horrible, hurtful names like “you dirty rats!”

 

Iowa to Allow Blind People to Carry Guns in Public:  Iowa has passed legislation which will allow blind residents to acquire guns and to carry these firearms in public.  While it seems a bit unsettling, I suppose its less dangerous than allowing “blond people” to carry firearms.  Personally, I have no issue with blind people firing a gun, its just the aiming I’m a little concerned about.

 

New Report on iPhone 8’s Facial Recognition Feature:  A new report has surfaced indicating that Apple’s next-gen iPhone may include an advanced form of facial recognition technology, capable of even discerning specific emotional states.  In addition, Apple is reportedly planning to issue a disclaimer – cautioning Hollywood celebrities that their facelifts and botox treatments could very well render their phone’s facial recognition features completely useless.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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