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Major Flaw Logging in to iPhone X Uncovered

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/iPhone-X-768x652.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/iPhone-X-1024x870... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Major Flaw Logging in to iPhone X Uncovered:  Had to call Apple to complain after encountering major issues trying to login to my iPhone X.  The damn iPhone’s facial recognition feature has not only been blocking me from logging me in, but has also begun calling me ugly too.  To make matters worse, Siri has been sending me lists of notable plastic surgeons in my area.

 

Finland Testing Nasal Spray Aimed at Tackling Gambling Addiction:  Researchers in Finland are testing to see if naloxone, a fast-working spray that blocks the production of dopamine, could be beneficial in helping to cure gambling addiction.  Researchers are optimistic about the results and many of those its designed to help are betting heavily that it’ll work.

 

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Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley Defends Jared and Ivanka:  White House deputy press secretary Hogan Gidley told reporters that Steve Bannon’s comments about Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump in Michael Wolff’s new book were “grotesque” and “repugnant” considering the president’s children have been “sacrificing their personal lives in service to their country.”  Gee, I never quite thought of grifting and treason as a sacrifice, but I suppose both can consume a lot of one’s time.  That said, it sounds like a certain deputy press secretary is kissing-up for that head White House Press Secretary job once Sarah Huckabee Sanders finally gets called back home to Satan.

 

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Sean Spicer Claims He Made Mistakes, But Didn’t Lie

Sean Spicer Claims He Made Mistakes, But Didn’t Lie:  In his first wide-ranging television interview, former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer says he made mistakes, but doesn’t think that he lied.  I hate to be judgmental, but isn’t it time for some self-evaluation when you find yourself lying about your lying?  Why not just admit it was simply your job as Press Secretary to relay all the lies the President wanted told to the American public?

 

Study Finds Plant-Eating Dinosaurs Strayed from Strict Veggie Diet:  A new study of fossilized droppings indicates that what were previously believed to be strictly vegetarian dinosaurs – occasionally broke their veggie diet to dine on crabs during certain times of the year.  Hell, that can be explained easily enough.  There just weren’t that many vegetarian restaurants back in those days which would have made it extremely difficult for many of the dinosaurs to get reservations.

 

Apple Unveils Three New iPhones:  During their first assembly at the new Steve Jobs Theater, Apple unveiled the 3rd generation Apple Watch, a new and improved Apple TV and three new iPhones.  Yea and the new iPhones were the iPhone 8, the iPhone 8 Plus and the iPhone X – which is essentially an iPhone 8 Plus – a whole lot more money.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Many Have Reservations About iPhone X Face-Mapping

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Face-Mapping.jpg 427w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Many Have Reservations About iPhone X Face-Mapping:  With the new iPhone X out and selling like crazy, many are still expressing reservations about the phone’s face-mapping capabilities as an invasion of privacy.  No kidding!  My new iPhone X not only mapped my face, but also followed up with a few snarky suggestions about cosmetic procedures I might wanna think about.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Fossil-Fuels.jpg 479w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Rick Perry Suggests Fossil Fuels Help Prevent Sexual Assault:  Speaking about energy policy on NBC’s Meet the Press, Energy Secretary Rick Perry suggested to Chuck Todd that expanding the use of fossil fuels could help prevent sexual assault by providing lighting for remote villages in Africa.  To reinforce the point, the Energy Department is asking everyone to do their part to fight sexual assault by heading right over to their nearest gas station and say “fill ‘er up.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Approval-Rating-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Approval-Rating-1... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Approval-Rating.jpg 1600w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Presidential Approval Rating Hits Seven Decade Low:  Approaching the first anniversary of his victory over Hillary Clinton in the 2016 election, President Trump has an approval rating demonstrably lower than any previous chief executive at this point in his presidency over seven decades of polling.  On a positive note, 39 percent of Americans say they still approve of the president’s performance.  If that isn’t cause to order some Papa John’s pizza and celebrate, I don’t know what is.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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